PBP: Fire v. Beckham's New Toy (Miami) 5:00 pm CDT May 22, 2021 UniMas, Twitter & Lord only knows. . .

Well according to the Fire, this is the first time playing a team from Miami. Derp.

 

Okay, THIS will be my son's first time watching the stupid Fire. An unexpected win is my prediction.

 

This will my daughter’s first time seeing the Fire in Soldier Field. I hope she doesn’t hate me for it.

I think the Fire will beat the Herons 4-0. They’re due. Trust me. Call your bookie now.

 

For some reason I picked “Fire Win” and nothing else for this poll. First time Rubber Dick was an option I didn’t take…

 

Well we are currently the only team in the league with no wins. Good times. Something stupid has to happen doesn't it?

 

I always take the Rubber Dick when offered. Some things you just don’t turn down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

The stench of neglect takes a long while to fade.

 

My son’s first match at Soldier Field. Heck, it might be my first since the ManU game. I am repping with my Blanco jersey, but I think my navy Macdonald jersey is more appropriate.

Don’t ask about my poor choice on the navy jersey. I think I only wore it once.

Anyway. It is a great day and I hope that the atmosphere matches it.

 

Sap not working?

 

No Gaston in the 18?

 

I found it just doesn't do anything

 

Fitting.

 

MAn both teams suck. They can’t string more than two passes together, and non stop turnovers.

 

So, Fire win?

 

Tie at the half. Fire needs a player who can get the ball in the net

 

SAP works for me but man this game is not pretty.

 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many commercials in my life

 

I haven't seen 1

 

What are they bitching about

 

Omg I’ll take it!!!

 

I wasn't paying attention