PBP: San Jose Earthquakes - Portland Timbers (Saturday, 5/15) in-game thread [R]

He hits his crosses pretty hard?

 

hes superior to every other MLS player at eating burritos

 

key to beating Quakes, start a USL goal keeper or have a field player in goal.....

 

The fight for a playoff spot begins...

 

Well, five minutes of stoppage gives Portland a chance to score again!

 

The good news is that I won’t feel the need to stay up late and watch many more games.

 

At least it’s not 1-4 or 1-6. …”always look on the bright side….”

 

What do you honestly expect if the players are more or less the same?

 

just wait until we get our big summer signings.....

 

the lone bright spot, shout out to the Ultras for the Boycott Qatar banner. I can get behind that.

 

The players have no composure....

 

Lol this was Almeyda screaming HELP! By putting all his 5 sub in early.

 

Danielle rips on the team. Will she get fired?

Crap, my feed just went to crap! I can hear the announcers but no pictures. Now it's back.

 

The summary of this game is two words: To S L O W!!

 

another ballgame of suck

 

At least Benji gives us a little bit of height. He actually headed the ball on the corner kick.

 

Composure?! They look like they are Zoloft.