Fire Caleb Porter

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  1. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Smacking My Damn Head
    Coach Bot 9000, Caleb's message board moniker.
     
  2. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought it was shake MDH.
     
  3. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You're probably right. Though, smack is used sometimes to refer to the person saying it that they've done something stupid. Likely not the intent above. I always thought it was shake, but encountered smack, like facepalm. Of course now I can't find any references to it. Being nearly fifty I probably shouldn't have even replied. Too old, smdh.
     
  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    A friend of mine, by no means a Porter hater, said Caleb Porter is "too much of a bezerker to handle himself in situations like these..."

    I completely agree. Our club, our fans deserve better representation on the international stage.
     
  5. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Please.

    The refs dicked him over, and he called out the refs. That's never happened in the history of the sport before, I'm sure. And since the only reason we're ON the international stage is because Porter gameplanned the shit out of MLS Cup with starters missing, I'm happy to have him.
     
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  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    SMDH = Shaking My Damn Head
    CB9K = CoachBot 9000, the make and model of our current manager - an emotionless, calculated robot programmed to do one thing: win trophies.
     
  7. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/31019034

    Hope Jose doesn’t draw your ire at Roma. [emoji6]
     
  8. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    beep boop cant win the road beep boop
     
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  9. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Anyone expected us to win in Mexico over a team that seems to specialize in this comp?
     
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  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I guess not all of us are plastic fans, TIMON.
     
  11. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    This game was lost the moment Zelerayan got that yellow card. Porter made a HUGE mistake allowing zelerayan to play against Esteli when we already had a 4 goal lead. It’s concacaf. Give them room to ******** you and they will. It’s what they do. They exist to ******** us.
     
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  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hadn't thought of this but, yeah, good point. No reason to risk our talisman when we've got the win in the bag.
     
  13. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    I don't know about you, but I am sensible iron.
     
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  14. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    At least Porter managed to throw the team under the bus, blaming execution for the loss when he wasn’t moaning about Monterrey being further into their season than the Crew. Little accountability for Porter himself, as usual. Nothing new under the sun.
     
  15. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As a fan, I was hoping. As a realist, I did not expect it. Kinda like Gladbach vs Citeh in the CL this year (though there were no home games for either side).
     
  16. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I mean Master Technician Caleb Porter has won only once on the road since September 2019, so I was hopeful that maybe he was due?

    To quote the late, great Tom Petty...”Even the losers get lucky sometimes”
     
  17. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    MLS Cup holders being called “losers”.
     
  18. speedye1

    speedye1 Member+

    Dec 31, 2002
    I always know I can come to this thread to see the dumb shit that comes out of hang.
     
  19. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Cross-posting from multiple threads! You fancy!!!

    I wish our manager and squad displayed that kind of ingenuity and style on the road. :(
     
  20. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Well, yeah.
     
  21. speedye1

    speedye1 Member+

    Dec 31, 2002
    Deep down you know better than to have expected the Crew to go toe to toe with any of the top 3-4 in Liga MX, right? The disparity between the two leagues is very real and you have to know that. We did have to execute perfect last night for any hope of moving on, and that didn't happen.
     
  22. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    He came on as a sub at halftime and I think the rational was to go for the win. Something about the team's W/L record would help with seeding or home field advantage in later rounds. Hindsight it may not have been worth it but there was a reason I guess.
     
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  23. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At this point, I’m not in favor of firing the headcoach.
     
  24. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It was always a tough ask, but as I say when looking at UEFA Champions League or Europa League when looking at clubs I support (Roma and Benfica) you don't go to those competitions to measure yourself against Levski Sofia and Brondby. The allure of those competitions is measuring yourself against the big clubs.

    Maybe we could have been afforded a better draw in this competition and faced Atlanta or Philly on our way to the semis instead of a powerhouse like Monterrey. Then again our path to MLS Cup last year couldn't have lined up better in avoiding Toronto and Philly and not ever leaving Historic Crew Stadium, a benefit for a team with one road win in approximately two years. Some breaks are good, some are bad.

    What bothers me most was how unprepared the team looked in the first several minutes of both games. That's on the manager. We need to come out of the gates better, especially against top competition. I was encouraged by the fact that the team showed fight and desire despite the calamity of the opening minutes of both matches, until Porter obviously threw in the towel with some of his substitutions in the second half last night.

    There is opportunity here for this to be a learning experience and stepping stone of sorts for the club. Whether Porter has the humility to make that happen is an open question.
     
  25. speedye1

    speedye1 Member+

    Dec 31, 2002
    Most all of our team has never played against competition of that level. To put that all on Porter is showing your bias.

    "Josh Williams: “That’s one of the best teams I’ve played in a long time. We gave them chances, they capitalized and that’s the story."
     

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