Two transfer windows: MLS dates are March 10-June 1 and July 7- Aug. 5 https://www.frontrowsoccer.com/2021...s-dates-are-march-10-june-1-and-july-7-aug-5/ Pato, Brenner deals signal differing strategies of Brazilians to MLS https://www.espn.com/soccer/major-league-soccer/story/4316427/patobrenner-deals-signal-differing- 25 Years Of Ireland's Impact On Major League Soccer https://www.balls.ie/football/25-years-of-irelands-impact-on-major-league-soccer-461054 David Tepper’s Charlotte FC Becomes the First MLS Franchise to Sell Personal Seat Licenses https://sports.yahoo.com/david-tepper-charlotte-fc-becomes-105517013.html Questions abound as Toronto FC opens pre-season camp on Wednesday https://torontosun.com/sports/questions-abound-as-toronto-fc-opens-pre-season-camp-on-wednesday Kurt Schmid, Real Salt Lake get to work on restoring club's homegrown success https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021...ke-get-work-restoring-clubs-homegrown-success Q&A: Inter Miami sporting director Chris Henderson on leaving the Sounders https://theathletic.com/2392310/2021/02/16/chris-henderson-inter-miami-sounders/ New CF Montréal midfielder Torres says his attacking style suits MLS https://montrealgazette.com/sports/...idfielder-torres-believes-his-style-suits-mls CF Montréal adds veteran MLS forward Erik Hurtado https://montrealgazette.com/sports/...ontreal-adds-veteran-mls-forward-erik-hurtado San Jose Earthquakes sign forward Benji Kikanovic after USL Championship stop https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021...d-benji-kikanovic-after-usl-championship-stop Reggae Boy Fisher joins LA Galaxy https://sportsmax.tv/index.php/football/regional/item/77934-reggae-boy-fisher-joins-la-galaxy Charlotte FC signs Jan Sobocinski of Polish side LKS Lodz http://www.thecharlottepost.com/new...signs-jan-sobocinski-of-polish-side-lks-lodz/ Minnesota United sign former US youth international defender DJ Taylor https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021/02/16/minnesota-united-sign-former-us-youth-international-defender-dj-taylor Luke Mulholland retires, becomes scout for Real Salt Lake https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021/02/16/luke-mulholland-retires-becomes-scout-real-salt-lake Report: Pity Martinez to FC Cincinnati transfer "not a possibility," says agent https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021...incinnati-transfer-not-possibility-says-agent Report: Real Salt Lake pursuing loan for Corinthians midfielder Mateus Vital https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021...uing-loan-corinthians-midfielder-mateus-vital Atlanta United loanee Franco Escobar breaks bone in foot after Newell's return https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2021...escobar-breaks-bone-foot-after-newells-return
River Plate Asunción Club Atlético River Plate (Montevideo) Club Atlético River Plate (Buenos Aires) "Who wants a River Plate? River Plate? River Plate? Three River Plates!"
As I read that line, I can hear the line clear as day from childhood. Speaking of which, Foghorn and that dog taught generations of us kids that pulling pranks on the ones you love is what the fun life is about! HA!
And as I read this line, I marveled at how broadly you can repurpose obscure lines from beloved forty year old comedies and still bring a smile to my face.
Ah John Candy quote. Jebus does our world need John Candy, Richard Prior, George Carlin and a Robin Williams now more than ever!