The Acronym, Russian Scouser, Mel B, and whoever else smack thread

there's a russian woman writing in english and she's not looking for a husband??!?!?!?!?!?

 

I thought the Brazilian required serious waxing.

 

See. I could not give a flying fcuk anymore.

 

I'm happy as pig's sh!t me.

 

You're wrong.

 

I know now. But then i didnt. Jean Claude Van Shazam sunbeam.

 

Sorry like. Im banned from the Supporters Lounge thing. And the Mods are not gunna let me back in. This is a smack thread. Right. The funniest Comedy since Bottom and the Young Ones.

http://www.boavid.com/audio/MJ/mj-drunk.wma

 

Hahahaahaah. Classic. And can i just say. I think Bubbles looks like an American lass.

http://www.boavid.com/videos/the_jacksons.wmv

 

That Russian chick needs to blowing some bubbles...sperm ones.

 

Erm. That wasnt the answer i was looking for sunbeam. 10/10 for effort though. Just leave me alone with bubbles and i can bet you any amount of money. That lass will not be walking for a week. Thats a fact sunbeams.

 

If you had her, she'd be wearing a nappy (diaper) when she was 50, know what I mean man?

 

Not bothered at all sunbeam. She could wet the bed for all i care. Honestly man.

 

So you dont know what i mean then?


p.s. that Heinze is a FOOKIN machine!

 

Eh. Cei. What do you mean then little lady.

Ps. Eh. Cei............blah blah blah

 

I mean like you'd do her up her ass, so therefore, you'd be like: "if I got hold of her she'd be wearing a nappy when shes 50!" LOL LOL

 

See. I only say things that sound funny. I wouldnt dream of having anal sex. Horrible is not the word. I would photoshop her all over for 2 weeks non stop. But i would have to politefuly decline the anal sex bit.

 

But you get the joke right?

 

Erm. Was there a joke in there sunbeam. Pffffffffft. Wooooooooosh. I missed it completely

 

iz u fik?

 

you would not realise even if he was taking the piss..

 

3 sillyballs for ya :-D

 

Obviously.

 

©.

 

See. I got the 50 year old hole joke. But it was sh1t. I thought that there would be a hidden joke or something. Obviously you are not that intelligent sunbeam.

 

No you didn't you're fibbing jim.