The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At the time it seemed like $100,000 in General Allocation Money for the 2020 season and an international spot for 2020 seemed pretty cheap for a starting midfielder.

    Today it looks like a pretty good deal.

    And while he does have some history with Josh Wolff and Fatass McCheapskate would surely love to bring in a former Crew homegrown, it would seem unlikely at this point.
     
  2. Rangerdanger

    Rangerdanger New Member

    Rangers
    Northern Ireland
    Nov 20, 2020
    Scotland has lower standards
     
  3. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4303 TKyle, Dec 8, 2020
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2020
    Posting this gem from KCbus from the MLS CUP FINAL thread over here because.

    So far we’ve at least won the Eastern Conference title and made it to MLS CUP final before they even touch a blade of their toxic grass!
     
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  4. DAFCrew

    DAFCrew Member+

    Feb 27, 2007
    Terre Haute, Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Hey, hold on just a . . . No wait, that's accurate.
     
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  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If its not Scottish, its crap.
     
  6. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    So Mr RangerDanger, how do you feel about helicopters? :cool:
     
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  7. Rangerdanger

    Rangerdanger New Member

    Rangers
    Northern Ireland
    Nov 20, 2020
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  8. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Wonderful. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They do, however, show considerable evidence of having smoked a good deal of it.
     
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  10. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's True.GIF
     
  11. Rangerdanger

    Rangerdanger New Member

    Rangers
    Northern Ireland
    Nov 20, 2020
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  12. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh I definitely think he could find a place in Europe. Lower league obviously. My wife has a cousin who was #4 draft pick in MLS. Made shit $$ right out of gate (MLS 1.0). After few years ended up getting picked in expansion draft by another team and then got a sport hernia. Knocked him back & out of game for a bit but eventually got it fixed and hooked on with a USL (now MLS) team and was even on the amateur Hollywood United team that went a few rounds in USOC. But he quickly saw that getting back into MLS wasn't going to happen and there was no money in USL, so he went an trialed in Australia. Nothing came about, so he considered retiring. His agent arranged a couple of trials in Germany so he gave that a go and quickly hooked on with Bundesliga 2 team. He then played 8 years in Bundesliga 2 & 3 and made exponentially more $ than he did in MLS as a top draft pick. He's now retired and coaching at his alma mater. He is really good friends with Ezra so I wouldn't be surprised if Ez gets the DC job if he doesn't bring him in as an asst. I actually got to meet Ez when he played with Crew after a game against each other they came out to our tailgate after the game together.
     
  13. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Maybe he will go and follow his ex-teammate in Austin?
     
  14. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    ?

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  15. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Matt Taylor? I have a postage stamp with him on it, when he was with Munster. Saw him play for Paderborn in '11.
     
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  16. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    BINGO! Good super sleuthing. Figured I gave enough info to figure it out.

    Fun fact - he was actually born in Columbus.
     
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  17. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  18. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This post from late November is from another thread:

    Have at it, folks. Be sure to use the arrow to take you to that thread. And yes, I'd like to hope he realizes there is such a forum. In this case, I'm deliberately taking things out of context.

    A) I'm taking the post out of context to make the poster look dumb. I'm sure the intent is to "put the forum in that section."

    Or:

    B) The poster doesn't realize there is a forum and they really are that dumb.

    But the stupid burns like a toxic waste site.
     
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  19. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    The team Precourt built is killing it in the final.
     
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  20. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Eat a box of dicks.
     
  21. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    It's not his fault he can't read.
     
  22. LainfordExpress

    Columbus Crew SC; Los Angeles FC; Heart of Midlothian FC, Arsenal FC
    United States
    Jul 1, 2018
    Los Angeles, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn’t there a turd somewhere in need of burglaring?
     
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  23. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Butts are in need of munching.
     
  24. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The stadium he built is, well, shit.
     
  25. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only 4 players are on the roster from 2015. Only 1 is a starter.

    This team was built by Tim And Caleb.

    Austin and all 6 of their soccer bros can fnck off.
     
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