The Acronym, Russian Scouser, Mel B, and whoever else smack thread

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  1. Russian Scouser

    Russian Scouser Red Card

    Nov 17, 2004
    that Lundun
    Now, please go have a w*nk - all the jiz has gone to your head. This is dangerous. :)
     
  2. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    See. That would never nerver never ever ever ever ever happen. And i have just recieved conformation that you are not who i thought you were. Fcuk off tool.
     
  3. Russian Scouser

    Russian Scouser Red Card

    Nov 17, 2004
    that Lundun
    Ha-ha-ha... :))) Chin up!!! Have a w*nk, read a book... :)
    Have you ever seen Newcastle win a cup? :)
     
  4. surfcam

    surfcam Member

    Sep 8, 2004
    Corpus Christi, TX
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mel, can't believe this Russian wanker is still taking the piss. Must be an exercise in endurance. Don't know why you put up with it, but kudos for lasting this long.

    Hope it all went well in court.
     
  5. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    It went well sunshine. My ex-wife and her partner have set me right up. Honestly. I cant believe it aswell. But The judge is starting to see what a fcuking evil little skinny cow she really is. In court she was saying things. And the judge was like. Fcuk off you evil little skinny cow. :) :) :) :) Magic.
     
  6. surfcam

    surfcam Member

    Sep 8, 2004
    Corpus Christi, TX
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Great! Hope it continues to move in your favor.
     
  7. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Thanks sunshine.
     
  8. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    This thread, minus the truly personal comments (glad things went well, Mel, keeping my fingers crossed for ya), is like a Fellini movie.

    Honest, sunshines. ;)

    (And no Mel, the above is not me taking the piss, just my own little homage to this thread.)
     
  9. king_saladin

    king_saladin New Member

    Oct 5, 2004
    MI, USA
  10. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    Don't be nasty show us your pasty.
     
  11. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    I was gunna go off it for a moment there sunshine. Tis all good though.

    ******** just for you GKP sunshine. See. I do fcuking listen man. :D :D :D :D Sorry. I will try. But it will be difficult.
     
  12. XabiAlonso

    XabiAlonso New Member

    Nov 11, 2004
    München
    Yes, do.

    Posh bird is very well. ;)
     
  13. Russian Scouser

    Russian Scouser Red Card

    Nov 17, 2004
    that Lundun
    Oh, I am very excited now about gracing the best pitches in the UK available to a humble man. :)
    Tell her about your dad. :)
     
  14. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    There is nothing humble about me sunbeam. Honestly. Have a word. And then tell your therepist all about it. :) :) :) :)
     
  15. Russian Scouser

    Russian Scouser Red Card

    Nov 17, 2004
    that Lundun
    No, those pitches are not available to idiots like you. :) Just because you have a therapist doesn't mean we all have therapists. :)
     
  16. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City

    sunbeam, eh? what do I have to do to get called that instead of sunshine?

    :p :D
     
  17. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    All right. You are my number 1 sunbeam. I think your a certain woman. I have got PM's from that woman saying she is not you. Pffffffffft. :) :) :) :)
     
  18. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Dearest Mel,
    Please don't insult ALL the women of BS by claiming that RS is a woman.

    Thank you. ;)

    Sincerely,

    The female posters on BS
     
  19. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    She is a woman in my book. A very nice woman. I will only change my mind if i have Photograph evidence sunbeam. Pffffffffft. Please dont take my sunbeam away. Altogether now. Oh. Please dont take my sunbeam away. :) :) :) :) Thank you please.
     
  20. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    See. After i had said that. Not a word from the russIAN scouser. :D :D :D :D Honestly man.
     
  21. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    Russian bird u got a brazilian?
     
  22. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    See. i think she goes for the shaven look. which is nice. really really nice sunshine.
     
  23. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    Oh I!! Dirty bitch ;-D
     
  24. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    I wonder if she has a web cam we might be able to *ahem* access. For research purposes. I would love to *ahem* research her all over. Honestly. :) :) :D :D
     
  25. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Geordies.
    Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Geordies.


    I'm so fcuking happy man. :) :) :) :)


    Ps. Fcuk off Russian Scouser you fcuking ********. To harsh? Not at all.
     

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