See. That would never nerver never ever ever ever ever happen. And i have just recieved conformation that you are not who i thought you were. Fcuk off tool.
Mel, can't believe this Russian wanker is still taking the piss. Must be an exercise in endurance. Don't know why you put up with it, but kudos for lasting this long. Hope it all went well in court.
It went well sunshine. My ex-wife and her partner have set me right up. Honestly. I cant believe it aswell. But The judge is starting to see what a fcuking evil little skinny cow she really is. In court she was saying things. And the judge was like. Fcuk off you evil little skinny cow. Magic.
This thread, minus the truly personal comments (glad things went well, Mel, keeping my fingers crossed for ya), is like a Fellini movie. Honest, sunshines. (And no Mel, the above is not me taking the piss, just my own little homage to this thread.)
I was gunna go off it for a moment there sunshine. Tis all good though. ******** just for you GKP sunshine. See. I do fcuking listen man. Sorry. I will try. But it will be difficult.
Oh, I am very excited now about gracing the best pitches in the UK available to a humble man. Tell her about your dad.
There is nothing humble about me sunbeam. Honestly. Have a word. And then tell your therepist all about it.
No, those pitches are not available to idiots like you. Just because you have a therapist doesn't mean we all have therapists.
All right. You are my number 1 sunbeam. I think your a certain woman. I have got PM's from that woman saying she is not you. Pffffffffft.
Dearest Mel, Please don't insult ALL the women of BS by claiming that RS is a woman. Thank you. Sincerely, The female posters on BS
She is a woman in my book. A very nice woman. I will only change my mind if i have Photograph evidence sunbeam. Pffffffffft. Please dont take my sunbeam away. Altogether now. Oh. Please dont take my sunbeam away. Thank you please.
I wonder if she has a web cam we might be able to *ahem* access. For research purposes. I would love to *ahem* research her all over. Honestly.
Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Geordies. Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Laa Geordies. I'm so fcuking happy man. Ps. Fcuk off Russian Scouser you fcuking ********. To harsh? Not at all.