Sebastian Soto at Austria Klagenfurt

Huh...maybe Chile really is that desperate...another US forward without any professional goals who can't grab a starting position at a pretty low-level club. Maybe the cachet of American players is going up around the world? It kind of reminds me of some of the really speculative caps we handed out to dual-nats in the dark days of the 90s. "David Regis? Never heard of him, but he's French and a LB! Cap him now!"

 

what does chile want the guy from the band for?

 

What Chili seems to be doing goes well beyond a “David Regis” who was an established pro and started a lot of games in the Bundesliga and Ligue 1.

I know Chili has fallen from where they were a few years ago but these guys are fledgling pros at best. It’s hard to believe the reports, maybe they aren’t getting all the facts straight or maybe Chili are just that desperate.

 

it sounds like chili wants their baby back

 

Good question. Perhaps he could elaborate for us.

 

Is it mere accidental or a joke akin to referring to Colombia as Columbia?

 

Not sure. My cousin was died in a somewhat similar drunk driving accident as a passenger. The driver got 7 years for manslaughter, I think because she tried to cover it all up. Took both cell phones, fled the scene like nothing happened, and left my cousin to bleed to death on some back road out in the middle of nowhere with no way to call an ambulance.

TLDR; Drunk driving is super not cool.

 

He's up there in years but looks great for his age

 

First time in the starting line up: Sebastian Soto. Come on you White Lion. More to follow. #TELDBO pic.twitter.com/iox2pjlaTs

— Telstar 🦁 (@telstar1963nv) September 28, 2020

 

The other team is starting a guy named “Jizz Hornkamp”....that is my only contribution to this match.

 

a valid contribution

 

and scores in the 13th minute, 1-0 Telstar

 

I wonder what took him so long.

 

Jizz or Sebastian?

 

Sebass

 

Just a second! Soto with two goals in the first 30'.

 

Me gusta!

 

this performance is novakovich approved

 

Anyone have a vid of the second goal? I could only find the first on Twitter.

 

Nevermind, just saw a gif of it. Far post header off a corner.

 

So does Chile!

 

subbed off at the half. here are the goals

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Please let Soto score 47 goals in the Dutch second division this season so we can spend the entire summer debating WHAT IT ALL MEANS

 

Why was he subbed off? Does he have a quota limit?

 

Of course. If they let him score like a madman he's gone after the winterbreak to an Eredivisie club.