Hell is Real-est!! Phase 1 Matchday 5 Crew vs KFC 9/6 730pm

"Jaaaap Staaaam has been fiiiiredd by FC Stabby Cats"

 

Good thing we didn't cut Zardes.....

 

And they still are parking the effing box. Habits die hard you stupid bastards

 

Ooooooo - close one from Milton.

 

Get Nagbe off for a breather

 

So, Artur off. Santos in the 10 with Nagbe back in the DM role and Etienne taking Santos spot on the wing?

 

Looks more like a true 4-2-2-2

 

Apparently Jordan was too - said it just as I finished typing it. LOL

 

Getting used like a bus station hooker

 

That wasn't a foul??? Wow. LOL

 

That was a legit penalty shout.

 

I was wondering the same thing. You're getting your ass beat, boy. What is your strategy now? Trying to hold the margin of defeat down?

 

Yes. Also known as "a shout for a penalty".

 

It's as if the Crew were playing "Rope a Dope" in the first half. Methodical play in the first half lulled them into a false sense of security, then BAM! Bring on the speed and let the goals rain in.

 

If you're sitting with people that you live with its OK at all these things. Its just commonsense.

 

No reason to leave a possible sub on the bench with a 3 goal lead

 

So to recap the second half...
Cincy parks the bus
Zardes subs in

 

This didn't age well.

 

I'm totally ok with that.

Wish they'd prove me wrong more often this way.

 

I'll say it again: Alashe looked awfully good.

 

I must admit, watching your emotional ups and downs over the course of a match is almost as entertaining as the match itself.

 

Gorgeous footwork from Eitenne on the defensive takeaway.