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This is the badge for one of my pick up lines at last call. You're the #1 chick left in this place. I already have the F the C and the K . . . all I need is U.
Just because it wouldn't work on you doesn't mean it doesn't work! This is LAST CALL we're talking about and that's just one. Is that a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass That must be a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants tonight Do me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Edith? Are you as flexible in real life as you are in my dreams? Babydoll, if you were a car door, I would slam you all night long
Hey baby, wanna wrestle? do you need any hot sauce for you huevos? Hey sweetie, wanna meet my pet snake? Hi, welcome to your biggest mistake. Hey hot stuff. Ready for a forgettable night of mediocre sex?