PBP: The Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen vs. those cousin f*****s

******** it, let's bring on Konrad Warzycha while we're at it.

 

I didn't hear enough of "There's only one team in Ohio" to make it real

 

Out of Subs....

 

"Just because you're Berhalter's son doesn't mean you're getting a homegrown contract."

It wasn't a homegrown contract, but shades of Konrad Warzycha.

 

Turns out he didn't travel with the club.

 

Damn you Dong Arber for making me watch an east coast Derby at 1 AM

 

"They've done it with a plumb"

I wasn't aware there was any fruit on the field - I think he meant aplomb.

 

That Fruity Pebbles ad is distracting.

 

That might be a knee. Dumb attempt at a clearance. He nearly cleared Kubo's nose.

 

Hoo hoooooooo. Mensah got him completely. OUCH

 

It depends. I once saw a show in Tijuana. It was definitely a plum.

 

"Let's see if he can top Zelarayan"

 

Nice defending by FCC on that free kick.

 

Consider this my application for the drunk crew fan club

 

Holy shit, this is bad soccer.

 

Watching this match on this pitch with the high school scoreboard reminds me of that CONCACAF match at Joe Public in Trinidad. I swear the pitch was lit by the headlights of the cars in the parking lot.

 

Damn it, I am in Louisville and feel oppressed

 

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