PBP: MLS is Back 2020 Tourney PBP thread [R]

Now I'm tempted...

3-0

 

Zelarayan is good. FCC's defense is not good.

 

That's close on the offside, but that's still horrible defending.

 

Goal stands.

 

More matador defense from Cincinnati.

 

I switched to the natural sound stream on the Roku. Pretty good.

 

All of the cameras and it's amazing they didn't have a view ready to show us better on the potential offside.

 

It really looked like the computer was on the easiest setting and only trying to maintain some semblance of a line.

 

I went to bed to watch the second half.


Cincinnati has not improved.

 

It's happening.

 

COMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Loooooool


The scoreline that shall not be named.

edit: i am glad i went to bed. Cincy got worse.

 

If anything, Cincinnati is worse in the second half than in the first half.

 

Defense? We don't need no stinking defense!

 

So normally, Columbus would surely ease up leading by four. But this is tournament soccer where goal differential might determine who goes through from this group, so it's time to pour it on.

 

if there is no comb, it is all your fault

 

Mind you, I typed and posted that BEFORE I saw the fourth goal go in. (Slight delay because of online streaming.)

 

It honestly looks like 6 on 4 defensive drills, where the four stay the same while the six get rotated and are fresh.

 

Stanko is an appropriate name for someone on FCC right now.

 

This is the worst I’ve seen an MLS team play in quite some time. It could very conceivably be much worse, they’re giving up acres of room defensively.

 

Someone in this thread might appreciate this.

They finally got the Disney World ad right. pic.twitter.com/avy2PUOQXQ

— Jimmi Simpson (@jimmisimpson) July 12, 2020

 

Teams that suck this much give pro-rel zealots enough ammunition for a decade of fruitless arguments.