Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

Chew on this: pic.twitter.com/uJ3I7wq09P

— Eric Slater (@ericsslater) May 26, 2020

 

.@tomfriedman on @SecPompeo: “He has been the worst secretary of state in American history, without a single diplomatic achievement...Tillerson was ineffective, but Tillerson had integrity and ethics. Pompeo has none.” & there's the terrorist attack in US: https://t.co/iByDI8YMiS pic.twitter.com/0pk7wx8iGX

— Edward Wong (@ewong) May 27, 2020

 

I think this is real. Which makes it funnier.

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I suppose this is real. Which makes it scarier.

*pulls out a chair*
Sit down, Josh.
*sits opposite you*
The President of the United States wanted to know if people who don't have diabetes need insulin.
The Surgeon General was visibly nervous.
This was after saying he's never taken it but wondered - out loud - if he should.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) May 26, 2020

The smallest known unit of shame is a McConnell

— Allen Gilbert (@Allensgilbert) May 26, 2020

 

Like come on Terry, you're the Senior National Correspondent at ABC. So I don't know-- *IS IT* A GOOD LOOK TO WEAR A MASK DURING A PANDEMIC?

If only there was some profession in this country where people separated fact from fiction and delivered the answer to us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 26, 2020

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.@NikkiHaley, curious whether you are "struggling" with @realDonaldTrump's comments about "shithole" countries, his statement that Jews who vote for the Democratic party are disloyal, and his comments that there were "very fine people" on both sides in Charlottesville?

— Mike Signer (@MikeSigner) May 26, 2020

 

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Angry Karen in the Karen Fort is angry. Somebody please send her a bottle and a mug- or even better, a syringe

 

Mega-weird flex.

To prove it’s point, the Trump campaign posts a story in which the attempted voter fraud was done in favor of ...

... wait for it ....

Republicans. https://t.co/q5ferDFrmW

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) May 27, 2020

 

IIRC one of the only voter frauds from 2016 was a female Iowa Trumper trying to vote twice for Cheeto Bandito.

 

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....Twitter is completely stifling FREE SPEECH, and I, as President, will not allow it to happen!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 26, 2020

@Naughtius Maximus this one has to hurt

Congratulations to author Nick Adams on the @simonschuster publication of your new book, “Trump and Churchill, Defenders of Western Civilization”. Certainly a great honor to be compared, in any way, to Winston Churchill. @NickAdamsinUSA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27, 2020

 

Some fun today:

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Surprisingly enough, strong editorials from the Wall Street Journal, NY Post, Wash Examiner criticized Trump pushing this conspiracy theory about Morning Joe.
Not surprisingly, Mango Mussolini id doubling down again this morning. Such a sorry excuse of a human being.

 

Psycho Joe Scarborough is rattled, not only by his bad ratings but all of the things and facts that are coming out on the internet about opening a Cold Case. He knows what is happening!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27, 2020

OBAMAGATE MAKES WATERGATE LOOK LIKE SMALL POTATOES!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27, 2020

We have informed both India and China that the United States is ready, willing and able to mediate or arbitrate their now raging border dispute. Thank you!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27, 2020

India and China be like, naw, we good.

 

Mitt is the only Republican Senator left with a modicum of decency.

I know Joe Scarborough. Joe is a friend of mine. I don't know T.J. Klausutis. Joe can weather vile, baseless accusations but T.J.? His heart is breaking. Enough already.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) May 27, 2020

 

Trump is Clorox to decency. That is one task at which he is both diligent and efficient, eradicating decency.

 

Could have directly retweeted Trump.

 

Last year Twitter announced they weren't gonna take political ads.

 

Nixon fans also had those slogans. Tricky hid the dark stuff for a while unlike Dotard who prefers to do it right out in the open.

 

Ollie North likes this!!!

 

I'd have the Foul Metal with a side of She's suspicious of Cheese

 

Good. That leaves more Tuna Is A Problem for the rest of us.

 

Twitter has now shown that everything we have been saying about them (and their other compatriots) is correct. Big action to follow!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 27, 2020

 

This seems ominous

 

Someone will definitely use Chicken Dump Truck as code for when their MIL visits.