NSR: CHICAGO Political Thread ***HIGHLY TOXIC - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK***

I am a giant fan of peanuts and peanut butter, but I have never eaten that creepy cereal.

Nutty Buddy's have peanut butter creme and are delicious (and super cheap)


Now, this is the most delicious thing around:

 

“One minute,” the president said. “And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.”

Wow the only 2 appropriate response to people drinking bleach from the president are either Don't drink bleach or nothing at all. Leave the damn science to the scientists. Does he realize how ********ing stupid he sounds? What's next? "Boiling water makes eggs hard so stick your dick in a pot of boiling water if you can't get it up"?

 

AFAIK subcutaneous use of disinfectant in the body is commonly used, but it's normally referred to as embalming fluid when it's used that way

 

I guess not.

 

Shh, don't discourage them.

 

The Battle That Chicago Forgot

Years before the Haymarket Affair, 30 Chicagoans were killed by police during America’s first-ever nationwide strike in 1877. But the spot where the most blood was shed bears no mark of what happened there.

http://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/May-2020/The-Battle-of-the-Viaduct-1877/

 

Restore Illinois Plan
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-dRpRVvQLtDSi2oS_SBVtS4GEEXEAmX7/view?usp=sharing

 

Trump is going to get reelected. Not because he's the right person for the job but, because Americans historically don't care if the person is right for the job. Honestly it's a quite impossible job to do right completely anyway. As long as they can have their air conditioned house in the desert with food and dildos delivered instantly to them nobody cares about who's the best person for the job all they care about is who will be more interesting to see on tv. And guess what? It's not Biden. Who gives a ******** if the world is burning as long as I'm personally fine? It's like a real life comedy. It's really got me starting to question if I'd rather have a benevolent fascist imposed Bernie Sanders than a democratic elected Trump

 

Living in a district where people held their noses and voted for Trump last time, he is going to get destroyed. What happened in the midterms was shocking and will continue in November. Kane county voted for a Democrat for governor for the first time in a century. DeKalb county voted for a democrat for the first time ever. My district has never had anyone other than an old white man in Congress in history. We voted for a 31 year old black woman. The silent majority is not happy.

Also, the states that won Trump the presidency by slim margins last time are Biden strongholds.

 

We'll see. I hope you're right. Just going on the last 4 presidents. All of them at least were at least charming a bit. Just seems like a popularity contest

 

Remember what the world was like six months ago?

Whatever your prediction is for what the world is going to look like six months from now - as far as Trump or Biden being elected, make sure to put a looooong tail on it. If the Bonerfart Rapture happened tomorrow I wouldn't bat an eye, and if a Martian locust plague happened the day after led by Zombie Kim Il-Sung, that would be par for the course at this point.

Trump just nominated a new Postmaster General who's probably as incompetent as Trump is himself. Something that might be important soon if people were to, say, want to mail in ballots.

 

No and how the ******** is internet voting not a thing yet?

 

Brilliant.

 

WAD

 

If you're open-minded enough to consider opposing points of view on what a closed economy does, you might want to watch this. Is the cure worse than the disease?

If the embedding doesn't work, click on the link within.

 

Interesting take on the subject.

 

fvck you

 

Sorry, but you know the rules and so do I. A little commitment's what I'm thinking of.

 

Does Rick Astley make money each time this is played through "rickrolling"?

The Wikipedia page on the subject was inconclusive.

I suspect he and the writer of the song may.

 

Super duper missile.

 

It's not the president who when asked questions he's too stupid to answer either insults the person asking or redirects it to /Dev/null?

 

I want to be able sleep in the next 4 years so I'm moving to Sweden to get rid of this Stockholm syndrome. Sorry guys but I heard there was green grass and pretty girls and people were generally happy.