Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

What happened to China? Did the Republicans decide that blaming everything on China was a losing strategy.

 

Tom just texted me noting you're on an impossible mission!

 

Chicago and Chicago!

 

I was thinking more of "Staubsaugerbuitelbefisteger" which is a hook that holds a bag in place on a vacuum cleaner.

 

Yes, blaming Obama should work so much better. With the exception of the 30% Branch Covidians, the rest of the country would take Obama back in a heart beat. And now that he is officially engaging Obama as part of his campaign strategy, that allows the oh so much more eloquent and thoughtful Obama room to tear him a new asshole, at will.

 

Trump isn't worth your rhetorical effort. Talking to him (or his supporters) is like talking to a Magic 8-Ball. Or perhaps a particularly annoying parrot.

 

I prefer drunk at the end of the bar. No grasp of facts, annoying & loud and in the end will wind up facedown in the gutter where he belongs.

 

The ironic thing about this is that this country runs into its biggest problems when we elect Republicans who don't drink.

 

A wart on the arse!

 

I find it kinda hard to believe this guy is seriously asking that question. I mean objectively, yeah, it’s fine and makes a good point, but given the nature of our political and media landscape...it’s pretty clueless.

 

My health and dignity, or the opportunity to suck goverment's dick tit resources?

This is outrageous!

The White House asked panelists to remove their masks before meeting with Vice President Mike Pence. All they care about is appearances. No concern for the health and welfare of the American people.pic.twitter.com/Np5JUx15ln

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) May 11, 2020

 

Great Banner Update!!!

#TrumpPressConference
America leads the world in dying/lying. pic.twitter.com/gT9ZZio02a

— shabbir (@shabbir_io) May 11, 2020

 

Translation - Hey Chinky lady, go ask Gina about deaths, uhhmkaay.
He ran off a minute later.

.@weijia: Why is this a global competition to you when Americans are losing their lives every day?

TRUMP: Maybe that's a question you should ask China.

WEIJA: Why are you saying that to me, specifically?

TRUMP: I'm saying it to anybody who would ask a nasty question like that. pic.twitter.com/hokJOXASh8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 11, 2020

 

Just for fun, in what jurisdiction would the Obama trial take place? That gunslingin' s-hole Chicago? A small wooden courthouse on Martha's Vineyard? Hawaii? Nairobi?

 

s0v3reign citizens’ court?

 

The Bundy ranch has a courtroom ready to go

 

Iceberg what iceberg? It’ll disappear like a miracle.

 

"Four CEOs of food companies and the president of the American Farm Bureau Federation were told to remove their face masks before a meeting in Iowa Friday with Vice President Mike Pence..." https://t.co/JpvXTNXTz1

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 11, 2020

Last night we were playing Celebrity, and my 13-year-old was legitimately surprised to find out that Ivanka Trump is the president's daughter, and not his wife.

— Greg Olear (@gregolear) May 11, 2020

 

In the past 24 hours the number of Americans dead of covid-19 passed 80,000. And Trump tweeted or retweeted 79 times about... Russia and the FBI. Not one word for the dead. Not one word.

— Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) May 10, 2020

A new study -- the largest of its kind -- shows that hydroxychloroquine, the drug touted by President Trump, does not work against Covid-19 and could cause heart problems.

The study was published Monday in the Journal of the American Medical Association, @elizcohencnn reports

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 11, 2020

I found something for Michael Bloomberg to spend $200M on.

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Walt Disney World theme parks and Disney Resort hotels are now accepting reservations for travel dates starting July 1 onward. https://t.co/6at9DbhU0P

— CNN (@CNN) May 12, 2020