How about THIS idea - The Victoria's Secret PINK Premier League of Lingerie Football!!! (lol)

Well Legions, how about this....

since we're not playing footy due to the coronavirus outbreak, hiw about having some fun, starting with this post!!!

Now we all know by now that everybody loves football (the real football they play over in England, like Arsenal do), and everybody loves beautiful women, so why not have BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Introducing this brilliant idea, the Victoria's Secret PINK Premier League of Lingerie Football, presented by PINK by Victoria's Secret, an FA-sanctioned football league playing under FA rules, in the top tier of the English Lingerie Football Association, with 12 teams in the League playing 22 matches/season.... and yes, there IS promotion/relegation in this as almost all football systems are (with the exception in Major League Soccer here in America), with the second tier known as the Football League of Lingerie Football (also with 12 teams playing 22 games, however no relegation from this league, at least until more teams and lower-tier leagues are formed)

But this will not be some powder-puff pillow fight oh no.... this will be featuring beautiful women clad in lingerie playing hardcore football/soccer like no other women's league on the planet!!!

It will be broadcast throughout the UK on Sky Sports with your match commentators being Martin Tyler, Gary Neville, and Cindy Margolis, with them being introduced to the viewers prior to kickoff to the music of Planet Funk's "Chase The Sun" (instrumental PDC Darts Edit, looped over) by a very seductive-sounding female British voiceover, and Cindy Margolis would also be acting as League Commissioner as well as performing her commentating duties.




THIS IS FOOTBALL like you have never seen before!!!

"We put the beautiful in The Beautiful Game, the Victoria's Secret PINK Premier League of Lingerie Football"

#BeautifulGame #GirlGotGame #Football #England #TheFA #PINK
#VictoriasSecret #Lingerie #BringSexyBack #SkySports #FootballIsSexy

 

Well, at least the domain name is up, just no content on it..... yet, it was already snagged up nearly 5 years ago so I guess I WASN'T THE FIRST to think of it.

www.lingeriefootballleague.co.uk

Now they need a title sponsor and PINK would absolutely fit it perfectly, the PINK brand name in synonymous with empowering young women and girls and with Victoria's Secret behind the brand they can appeal to all people pf all ages and all genders, this is both sexy and family-friendly, imagine having a father-daughter day at (of all things!) a football match!!! This would be perfect!!! Cindy Margolis has a brain upstairs (I should personally know having gone to high school with her in 1983-84) and $20 million in her coffers that could somehow be bankrolled into this league should she make it happen, and with the world-famous Voice of Football Martin Tyler and Gary Neville along with Cindy Margolis calling the action in the Gantry on Sky Sports every telecast who knows how many millions of Brits would love to tune in, a win-win situation!!!

Old Trafford, The Emirates, Anfield, King Power, Turf Moor, St. Mary's, the AMEX, Dean Court (Vitalty Stadium for sponsorship reasons), all sorts of football grounds would have a somewhat different, mostly-young, predominantly-female crowd at matchdays in this league, guys would love both the ladies and the footballing action on the pitch and girls would love being empowered and inspired to take up The Beautiful Game as their own!!! Just as long as Sheikh Mansour is NOT part of ANY ownership group, Manchester could have at least TWO clubs, the greater London area will get at least three or four, the entire Midlands could have a few, the Merseyside at least 2 (so we have at least something similar to Everton/Liverpool in the form of a derby), The South Coast (Bournemouth/Southampton/Brighton) will be well represented, hell, even South Wales could get a club. Am I missing any regions throughout England???

Captain's armbands? Nope, how about captain's GARTERS!!!