The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Ok. Turns out I lied. It's an OtterBox. My point in correcting this is to say, ******** Yeti.
     
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  2. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I could probably moderate Crew boards without much issue but as soon as I ventured out of the confines... nah. Unless I could card and ban Sportbilly for breathing [emoji23]
     
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  3. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  4. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    Why would you doubt that? The only reason he had the escape clause to Austin written in is because that's where the Yeti HQ's are located. Obviously!
     
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  5. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2905 west ham sandwich, Feb 11, 2020
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2020
    I think that is the river up on the left. It does look like he is on the riverbank.

    Looks more like they just took the whole label off. Clearly someone just caught him going about his normal business here. Don't you remove the labels off your bottles?

    Either that, or it's an IBC.
     
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  6. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like prime material for some memes.
     
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  7. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Puck Frecourt! and his fishing poles, and his 4 wheeler, and his over priced coolers.
     
  8. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah,but I'm just waiting for Two Chins to fail at building or selling this project on his own (cause he's a fat loser)and having Dong Arber force a sale to another young buck with a move to San Antonio written in a secret clause of the deal.
     
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  9. El Pelón

    El Pelón Member

    Oct 13, 2019
    Austin, TX
    I'm sure this will end well.
     
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  10. LainfordExpress

    Columbus Crew SC; Los Angeles FC; Heart of Midlothian FC, Arsenal FC
    United States
    Jul 1, 2018
    Los Angeles, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  12. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    KHT rewarded

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  13. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is the Austin fan base.

    They deserve Fratass.
     
  14. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2915 WhiteHartShame, Feb 16, 2020
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2020
    Seriously?? Somebody had a little too much queso and tequila tonight. I wouldn't be surprised at all if this "Salocin" was predork himself, with a burner account. AP-The Snake.png
     
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  15. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crap, I missed it.
     
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  16. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whats happening?
     
  17. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some dipshit came in here, Brand New Member from ATX, and started just absolute flame trolling. Summarily dispatches by KCBus (I presume) with the Red Card and posts have been deleted.
    The comments were eerily similar to the tweets by that Giant Penis Dog character on the twitters. Orrrrr... it was a 13 year old kid. Hard to tell.

    Nothing to get anyone’s panties in a bunch.
     
  18. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks. I was worried that I had started drinking early and didn't remember it.
     
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  19. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bet his name is Nicolas...
     
  20. Jaybir

    Jaybir Member+

    Feb 24, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Fellow Texans,

    Some of you heard ugly rumors about me, which were no doubt spread by those awful, awful people in Ohio. Things like, I'm a San Franciso boy, I drink Zima, and I'm a cherub looking sissy. Well fear not! This is an actual photo of me in my most natural state. I'm just like ya'll.

    You can see here, I am a rugged, beer drinking, baseball cap wearin', man's man. And those are my guns leaning up against my boss Polaris all terrain vehicle. I just love "tooling" around in that thing. And trust me when I tell you, that the cooler was stocked full of beer. Real American beer. None of that foo foo stuff. As I recall, on this trip, I caught a deer, a bear, a duck and two rabbits. I got real muddy too.

    I live for conquering the wilderness. That's why I picked a tree for our new logo - further proof of who I really am.

    My Regards,

    Anthony (but my friends like to call me Bubba)
     
  21. Indy83

    Indy83 Red Card

    Red star belgrade
    Russia
    Jul 4, 2019
    It hurts in my soul that I missed this.
     
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  22. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What is so funny about that is Austin is the furthest thing from a manly man's town. They are IPA drinking, internet trolling, mom basement living (I know they don't have basements), punk little beetches. But McDoublechin's "market research" told him that to fit in Texas, you gotta be rootin tootin cowboy. The rest of Texas hates Austin and the people (mostly Californians and Pac NW'ers) that live there now.
     
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  23. TheRealBilbo

    TheRealBilbo Member+

    Apr 5, 2016
    Those posts should have been left as they were as a memorial to something. Future generations should have the privilege of seeing how badly butt hurt Austinites get when they get what they want.
     
  24. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Nick the What?"
     
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