The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. LaVerdad

    LaVerdad New Member

    Austin FC
    United States
    Oct 27, 2019
    Austin
    If that's the case then why no shirt sponsor yet for this year?
     
  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And at one point the team admitted that the 15 month sponsor search amounted entirely to Shitbags sending out "23 letters" to local executives whom he had never even met. When nobody wrote out a multi-million dollar check and messengered it over, he said that was it.
     
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  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How much are you willing to bet me, right now, right here, that there will be a major shirt sponsor announcement in conjunction with Crewsmas?

    Come on, big mouth. Put up or shut up. How about a thousand bucks? Five thousand? Or are you as yellow and gutless as your owner?

    Step up, big boy. Are we on?
     
  4. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You wagering GAM or TAM?
     
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  5. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, new BS member lists Austin as their team, has made 4 posts all in this thread.

    Are you going to take Bill up on his offer?
     
  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because the league-wide adidas jersey reveal event was last night, and there isn't a single corporation who wants to throw down millions to have their partnership announced at another company's party.
     
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  7. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BTW, he's not allowed to wager Kyle Brew, so don't even try.
     
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  9. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sorry Bill. Due to BigSoccer's glitciness today i didn't see the wager until after I posted.

    $20 says he still take the bet. The hubris on those Texas guys...
     
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  10. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And go ahead and smirk, @don gagliardi

    I'm going to propose that we wire the money into your account to hold. Is five percent reasonable?
     
  11. LaVerdad

    LaVerdad New Member

    Austin FC
    United States
    Oct 27, 2019
    Austin
    You might be right that one is coming, but it seems like a weird strategy to have jerseys on sale leading up to the season without the sponsor just so they can announce it on the season opener. If there is a sponsor lined up already, you'd think they would want to be on the jerseys you are selling as soon as possible, not to mention the free advertising from Adidas reveal.

    For what it's worth, I hope they get one.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So that's a " gosh Archer I'm a punkass little gutless bitch and was just shooting my mouth off"?
     
  13. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I'm smirking because I seem to recall the Quakes and Crew doing a trade entirely of TAM for GAM or vice versa, can't remember which. Lord knows, as a Quakes fan, I can't be laughing at anyone for having sponsor-free kits. :)
     
  14. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You're new, so I'll spell it out for you: the league has a contract with adidas. That contract says that jersey's must be on sale today. Which would be worse: Selling a blank jersey, and then offering to upgrade it for the fans after a partner is revealed or being the only franchise in the league without a jersey on sale? Not sure of the answer? I'll give you a hint: Ask Chicago Fans.
     
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  15. LaVerdad

    LaVerdad New Member

    Austin FC
    United States
    Oct 27, 2019
    Austin
    I understand why the jersey are on sale. Archer just seems to think that getting a shirt sponsor is easy and that there is probably already one in place. If that's the case, I don't understand why they wouldn't want the sponsor on the jerseys. That's all.
     
  16. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They do have one and haven't revealed yet for reasons which have been explained to you already.
     
  17. LaVerdad

    LaVerdad New Member

    Austin FC
    United States
    Oct 27, 2019
    Austin
    What I'm saying is the reasons don't make sense in any context.
     
  18. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bye.I got dinner to make.
    Expect some brutal treatment if you keep ignoring what you're being told.

    Oh ,and tell Bill you're sorry.
     
  19. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    They make perfect sense. The kit sponsor reveal is a big party. I just went to one last month, when the Quakes revealed theirs. The sponsor will not want to share the limelight.
     
  20. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe the blank official kits will become a collectors item or valuable in the future once we get a sponsor.
     
  21. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, that's JUST what I said; getting a jersey sponsor is easy and there is "probably" one in place.

    In addition to having no man-parts, you're also a liar.
     
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  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @Kryptonite will remember if no one else does but IIRC the Acura deal came in late as well. Jerseys went on sale just before Christmas but the deal was signed a couple weeks before first kick

    They invited those with blank shirts to stop by the team shop at MAPFRE and they would apply the sponsor logo free of charge if you wanted. And I think everyone did
     
  23. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe this will make sense.

    Fratass McTrustfund, the fat, one-shirt-owning dirtbag owner of yours took a huge shit on the Columbus business community, as has been posted about repeatedly. This was on the heels of having an absentee owner in Clark Hunt, who may have never actually stepped foot in CCS during his ownership, and is the son of Lamar Hunt, who actually sued the Columbus movers and shakers over the Blue Jackets.

    New ownership is not just going to rush to slap some logo on the shirt to meet a MLS deadline.

    Regardless, the couple of million you get from a jersey sponsor means a hell of a lot more to your underfunded dickhead owner than our billionaire owner.
     
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  24. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    I'm just happy we could reintroduce vitriol in the spirit of the thread.
     
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  25. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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