Weird News Thread Part III

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Pathogen, Nov 20, 2008.

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  1. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Sherpas are in it for the money cuz they're poor. They're not doing it for FB likes.
     
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  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
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  4. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
     
  5. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Surprised "Florida man" did not try to have sex with it.
    It is a pretty sexy 'gator.
     
  6. LastBoyscout

    LastBoyscout Member+

    Mar 6, 2013
    You CLEARLY missed the BDSM in the last picture!
     
  7. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Man. Go out of town for a few days, and I miss the dawn of a new trend.

    https://www.thetimes-tribune.com/ne...ed-man-who-oiled-school-s-gym-floor-1.2490184

    The elementary school gym floor naked slide in oil challenge...

    Damn shame he didn't pick the other north side elementary school. Bigsoccer educators would appreciate debating the significance of this sort of creativity taking place at Howard Gardner Elementary.

    Scranton police charged a former Scranton High School student who spread vegetable oil on the gymnasium floor at Neil Armstrong Elementary School, removed his clothing and slid across the slippery surface.

    ......

    Linder entered the North Scranton school by forcing open a maintenance door on the front of the building, police said.

    A video surveillance system captured Linder’s actions, which also included walking naked in the school carrying what appeared to be a container of milk taken from the school cafeteria. The incident happened after the maintenance crew had completed its 2:30-10:30 p.m. shift Wednesday, district officials said.
     
  8. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Not sure I'd drive a $2M Bugatti in Manhattan. But I'm not Tracy Morgan

    1136051265224548353 is not a valid tweet id
     
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  9. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    If I were Tracy Morgan, I'd want a vehicle that would fare better in a collision with a Wal-Mart truck.
     
  10. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  11. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
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  12. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    "attack Squirrel"

     
  13. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
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  14. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
  15. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Oh c'mon...what about oval ball with all those Bowling games.

    Northwestern Mutual [Rose Bowl]
    Capitol One [Orange Bowl]
    Allstate [Sugar Bowl]
    Goodyear [Orange bowl]
    Chick-fil-A [Cotton Bowl
    Play Station [Fiesta Bowl]
    Massacre [Bowling Green]

    :coffee:
     
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  16. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Everyone knows that foreign clubs have a thing against American dart throwers.
     
  17. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    If American bars insisted on promotion and relegation in their leagues, this wouldn't have happened.
     
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  18. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I thought it had to do with the international calendar.
     
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  19. raza_rebel

    raza_rebel Member+

    Dec 11, 2000
    Club:
    Univ de Chile
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  20. KCFutbol

    KCFutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 14, 2001
    Overland Park, KS
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Christian Sharia Law. Getting stronger every day.
     
  21. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I refered to Saudi Alabama in another thread.
     
  22. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The traffic stop for expired tags resulted in discovering:
    The car was stolen
    The driver had a suspended license
    There was an open container of whisky
    A gun was in the possession of a felon
    A rattlesnake in the back seat (in a terrarium)
    And some radioactive powered uranium

    And, no, the meth squirrel was nowhere to be found.
     
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  23. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I see a movie treatment coming out of this.
     
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  24. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    A white guy? Suspend his drivers license, give him probation and 100 hours community service.
     
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