Another Whitelandian dies at Everest https://people.com/human-interest/colorado-lawyer-11-person-dies-mount-everest-overcrowding/
Sky penis. You know you want to click. https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/30/politics/f-35-accidental-sky-penis/index.html
An unwanted overnight visitor was removed from a home on Eagles Landing in #Clearwater. The 11-foot-long gator broke into the home through some low windows in the kitchen. @myclearwaterPD and a trapper responded to the scene. The gator was captured and there were no injuries. pic.twitter.com/MKNH0UPQXp— City of Clearwater, FL (@MyClearwater) May 31, 2019
Man. Go out of town for a few days, and I miss the dawn of a new trend. https://www.thetimes-tribune.com/ne...ed-man-who-oiled-school-s-gym-floor-1.2490184 The elementary school gym floor naked slide in oil challenge... Damn shame he didn't pick the other north side elementary school. Bigsoccer educators would appreciate debating the significance of this sort of creativity taking place at Howard Gardner Elementary. Scranton police charged a former Scranton High School student who spread vegetable oil on the gymnasium floor at Neil Armstrong Elementary School, removed his clothing and slid across the slippery surface. ...... Linder entered the North Scranton school by forcing open a maintenance door on the front of the building, police said. A video surveillance system captured Linder’s actions, which also included walking naked in the school carrying what appeared to be a container of milk taken from the school cafeteria. The incident happened after the maintenance crew had completed its 2:30-10:30 p.m. shift Wednesday, district officials said.
Not sure I'd drive a $2M Bugatti in Manhattan. But I'm not Tracy Morgan 1136051265224548353 is not a valid tweet id
If I were Tracy Morgan, I'd want a vehicle that would fare better in a collision with a Wal-Mart truck.
That's irony. https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/25/us/noahs-ark-replica-park-sues-for-rain-damage/index.html Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage
This is epic. Ill leave it here without unnecessary comment. Some PR flak is unemployed. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-48663289 Cat filter accidentally used in Pakistani minister’s live press conference
"attack Squirrel" Alabama investigators say a man kept a caged “attack squirrel” in his apartment and fed it meth to ensure it stayed aggressive.https://t.co/MQjfC9UBBC— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) June 19, 2019
Despite an estimated 17m people playing darts in the United States, there are no Americans currently among the top 183 players in PDC’s World Rankings. Where are all the stars? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/jun/26/darts-united-states-stars-growth That's easy - America's best athletes play billiards.
We are a lock for a medal in breakdancing tho https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/25/sp...?r=https://www.cnn.com/search/?q=Breakdancing
Oh c'mon...what about oval ball with all those Bowling games. Northwestern Mutual [Rose Bowl] Capitol One [Orange Bowl] Allstate [Sugar Bowl] Goodyear [Orange bowl] Chick-fil-A [Cotton Bowl Play Station [Fiesta Bowl] Massacre [Bowling Green]
I put this here because there isn't a "Well, That's Just &ucking Sad News thread" The person who shot this woman in the belly faced manslaughter charges, and was acquitted, and THEN the state charged the mother who’d been shot with manslaughter, citing the fact that she allegedly started the fight. This is so wrong on SO many levels. A Pregnant Woman in Alabama Was Shot in the Stomach. Police Charged Her for Her Fetus’ Death.
The traffic stop for expired tags resulted in discovering: The car was stolen The driver had a suspended license There was an open container of whisky A gun was in the possession of a felon A rattlesnake in the back seat (in a terrarium) And some radioactive powered uranium And, no, the meth squirrel was nowhere to be found.