Her church-school hadn't figured out how to fit Stonehenge into the known 6000 year history of the world so it wasn't taught.
Well, it is obviously a dinosaur's nest that was destroyed by the big flood around 2300 B.C. duhhhh...
Oh, I'll take the risk of the mortadella. Kale can have salmonella. http://thefoodpoisoninglawyers.com/kale-salad-linked-salmonella-outbreak/
Linking to this as much for the headline as anything... Prawn to be wild Researchers have found cocaine in all samples of shrimp tested in a rural area of eastern England, with ketamine also widespread. Scientists from King’s College London, in collaboration with the University of Suffolk, made the “surprise” discovery after taking samples from 15 locations across the mostly rural county of Suffolk. Not really a surprise IMO. I've BEEN to rural Suffolk which is actually similar to rural Shropshire where I live so I know what they're like. You gotta do something to take the edge off.
So Burger King is trotting out this promotion. Instead of Happy Meals we have Pissed Meals & DGAF Meals. Wacky. it's ok to #feelyourway pic.twitter.com/JiMDnzWCaI— Burger King (@BurgerKing) May 1, 2019
https://news.sky.com/story/politici...you-have-to-be-where-your-voters-are-11720488 Politician puts ad on Pornhub and says 'you have to be where your voters are'
OK, so he's in Denmark, but I was half-expecting it to be a Republican Congressman who runs on the "Family Values" platform. Oh wait, he's probably on Grinder.
Oh, United Kingdom... https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/18/uk/mcdonalds-nigel-farage-milkshakes-scli-gbr-intl/index.html The McDonald's next to the Farage demo. Someone clearly got wind. pic.twitter.com/kHETQ66TOq— Scott Macdonald 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇨🇺 (@scott_eff) May 17, 2019 But things will turn out okay... 1129748114129215491 is not a valid tweet id
Some South African dropkicked Ahnold Apparently in South Africa they believe the Terminator is real! Arnold Schwarzenegger got DROP KICKED! https://t.co/QJaUNG0wVl— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) May 18, 2019
Not sure, but apparently he has done that before and was known to the police, or something like that.
Supreme Life only gets 20 years for a stabbing following the Iggles Super Bowl win. https://www.nj.com/burlington/2019/...arty-last-year-a-judge-gave-him-20-years.html
Things White People Do - die on Mount Everest https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/05/26/as...r=https://www.cnn.com/search/?q=Mount+everest
Yeah....but they're really cool as they croak while their Rolex is still ticking. Ps...the watch reference is for someone who shall not be named.
As I sit here sucking on a Necco wafer I just realized that on the home page of P&CE the 1st few threads are Stickies. The rest are called "Normal"!