News: Screw you Lucy - Buzzard Point Stadium News Thread

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by morrissey, Dec 17, 2014.

  1. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    That is some creepy ass shit right there.
     
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  2. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    The excitement of being down 3 goals and subbing in more defenders put him in a coma
     
  3. Kempa

    Kempa Member

    Sep 6, 2007
    Washington Suburbs
    Club:
    Sao Paulo FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    "How do we further monetize this guy? Seat beverage service? Sell pillows?"
     
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  4. Kempa

    Kempa Member

    Sep 6, 2007
    Washington Suburbs
    Club:
    Sao Paulo FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    Goals and nets are in place as of this morning. Nets still need to be tied back.
     
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  5. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Whenever I peed in the river, I figured I was diluting it.
     
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  6. Falc

    Falc Member+

    Jul 29, 2006
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    If it is happening, any word that it may be streamed? I guess they need to test the condition of the turf. Latest cam shot with screen & boards lit up.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    These were all my assumptions. I'm somehow relieved to see it is real and not my own paranoia.
     
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  8. Falc

    Falc Member+

    Jul 29, 2006
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Does that actionable insight work for empty seats? Maybe give a more accurate attendance figure?
     
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  9. ejs1111

    ejs1111 Member

    Aston Villa | DC United
    Mar 1, 2018
    Maryland, USA
    I wonder why they ripped out the West Stand field seats? They have been installed for a week. Now they are gone completely... even the brackets are gone.
    o_O
     
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  10. ejs1111

    ejs1111 Member

    Aston Villa | DC United
    Mar 1, 2018
    Maryland, USA
    The English club I support- Aston Villa- suffers from the same problem. Our current manager is a dinosaur regarding tactics. He does the same thing. Its maddening. :thumbsdown:
     
  11. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    You think Fox Sports is creepy with chick pics, wait until this tech is rolled out.
     
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  12. dcchelseafc

    dcchelseafc Moderator
    Staff Member

    DC United
    Sep 2, 2005
    Naptown
    Club:
    DC United
    Cameras
     
  13. PSURoss

    PSURoss Member+

    Sep 30, 2002
    DC Burbs
    They're arrogant and stupid, they already think they have. The are so clueless. We seriously considered club seats and they didn't even bother to ask why we didn't select them. We'd have been infinitely more inclined had it been a CapOne Arena style club set up. No way we were paying that kind of money for some Latin fusion catering.
     
  14. PSURoss

    PSURoss Member+

    Sep 30, 2002
    DC Burbs
    They will never not lie about that number
     
  15. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    They probably give the true attendance number to potential buyers of the team.
     
  16. ejs1111

    ejs1111 Member

    Aston Villa | DC United
    Mar 1, 2018
    Maryland, USA
    TV cameras? Or just cameras for the scrimmage today? those seats have been shown as 'sold' or 'unavailable' forever on the ticket website- so I assume they are being put back.
     
  17. dcchelseafc

    dcchelseafc Moderator
    Staff Member

    DC United
    Sep 2, 2005
    Naptown
    Club:
    DC United
    It was a joke as DCU said they had cameras on the west side which none of us can figure out where.
     
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  18. rickinva

    rickinva Member

    Feb 8, 2002
    Fairfax, VA
    Could be any number of reasons. Maybe there is a floor coating they need to put down for example.
     
  19. ejs1111

    ejs1111 Member

    Aston Villa | DC United
    Mar 1, 2018
    Maryland, USA
    dammit... that went completely over my head! Its too early in the morning I guess
     
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  20. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It looked like those seats were put in weirdly - or at least unlike the other seats, but I figured it must be because of there being only one row making them different. Interesting removal.

    Are they running old DC games on the mini-jumbotron? Hard to see what's on the screen exactly.
     
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  21. Falc

    Falc Member+

    Jul 29, 2006
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Could it be that the ad board obstructed the view of those seats?
     
  22. rickinva

    rickinva Member

    Feb 8, 2002
    Fairfax, VA
    certainly a valid possibility
     
  23. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is simple facial recognition, not quantum mechanics.
     
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  24. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Set up a push cart selling those Mexican wrestling masks just to f up the recognition cameras
     
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  25. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    I'm Black. I won't need a mask. I'll just be confused for the other black guy.
     
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