EL PRIMER 'YANKEE' EN DEBUTAR CON EL LEVANTE Muñiz, sobre Shaq: "Es un chico que va a dar muchas alegrías al club" The first Yankee to debut with Levante Muñiz, on Shaq: "He is a kid that is going to bring much joy to the club" http://valencia.eldesmarque.com/levante-ud/noticias/29749-debut-de-shaq-moore-con-el-levante-ud snip: Quizá no fue el partido soñado, ya que Mojica se empeñó en convertir el sueño del debut en pesadilla. Sin embargo, Shaq no se achacó y se batió en duelo con todo aquel que pisaba su zona de influencia, espacialmente con el carrilero colombiano; en ocasiones con exceso de ímpetu, pero tratando de no ser superado. Fue un partido más propio del guión del encuentro, bronco y copero, que para lucir las características físicas del norteamericano para tratar de convertirse en un arma ofensiva desde el lateral. Maybe it wasn't the dream game, since Monica took it upon himself to make his dream debut a nightmare. Nevertheless Shaq cannot be blamed and he went to battle with everyone who entered his zone of influence, especially the Colombian winger; at times with an excess of zeal, but always trying to not be beat. It was a game more indicative of the script of the match, bronco and wrangler, than one that could show off the physical prowess of the American to be an offensive weapon on the flank. Con el '26' a la espalda, Moore recogió la oportunidad que le brindó el míster para estrenarse en la elite para mostrarse como un lateral férreo, correoso y una alternativa a tener en cuenta de aquí en adelante. Especialmente por la lesión de Iván López, que estará alejado de los terrenos de juego lo que resta de temporada. With the "26" on his back, Moore grabbed the opportunity that the "Mister" gave him to debut with the elite to show himself a strong, physical fullback and a option to keep in mind going forward. Especially due to the injury to Ivan López, who will be kept off the pitch for the remainder of the season. El técnico asturiano, poco dado al elogio individual, quiso destacar la actuación y las cualidades del debutante. "Es un chico espectacular. Tiene muy buenas condiciones. Es un chico muy joven, con buena mentalidad y que lleva participando con nosotros desde el año pasado. Ha salido y se ha dado cuenta de que el ritmo no es el mismo, el tramo final sufrió pero es un chico que va a dar muchas alegrías al club", aseguró el míster. The Asturian manager, little given to individual praise, chose to highlight the play and the qualities of the debutant. "He is a spectacular kid. He has very good qualities. He is a young kid, with a good mentality and he has been playing with us since last year. He went out and he realized that the pace is not the same, the final stretch suffered but he is a kid who will bring great joy to the club," the Mister said.
I trust he is not such a prime prospect that the usual fuddy duddies will object to a pun title. He are my dismal offerings. My Maserati does 185: Shaq drives a Levante Mr. Moore Risin: Shaq at Levante UD (The Levant literally means the land of the rising sun). Shaq yer booty. Shaquelle Moore at Levante. (many plays on the Love Sack theme - a good one posted above) Shaq of all trades: Moore in Spain Moore-ish Spain: Shaq at Levante @bungadiri please graduate this lad. I have seen dawn and sunset on moors and windy hills Coming in solemn beauty like slow old tunes of Spain. John Edward Masefield
Maybe my favorite show, ever. So, any way. Is this about new titles? I'm very happy to entertain suggestions. It's just that I got fussed at by some folks and it hurt my feelings, to I don't suggest it anymore. No seriously. I actually swooned between the first and second s in "fussed" just remembering it. It's like I have PFSD. Or I just got lazy. Not sure which. So what shall we name this thing?
I kind of liked the simple: "Love Shaq...baby, Love Shaq at Levante." or "Shaq of all trades: Moore in Spain." Take your pick, fine sir. And I will be happy to double fuss the fussers. PFSD is sooo overlooked in our society.
It really shows how much (or little) American fans know about player evaluation. Read this thread from 2 years ago, and you would believe this kid should've quit soccer long ago. But man what a 180. Spain knows how to spot talent as well as anyone, and no straight up bum is going make a La Liga roster, especially one that eats up a non-EU spot on the team. Great to see crow get eaten.
Previously I had said it was this thread with the ridiculousness but now that memory has been refreshed it was the 2015 WC thread that had the asinine opinions and evaluations that carried over into here. Had to bump this one though, you good sir, were drunk at this particular moment in time.
Hard to beat these two, IMO. I think to appease the Simple Title Advocates we'd have to make sure that there's something like Shaq Moore at Levante in parentheses, to make it searchable.