Trump :: The Presidency - Part Deux (Electric Boogaloo)

The Devil's Architect · Feb 27, 2017

Cascarino's Pizzeria said: ↑

Caption Contest! I'll start...

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FYP for the Runner Up

Winner below

Barbara · Feb 28, 2017

Cascarino's Pizzeria said: ↑

Caption Contest! I'll start...

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"Mr. President - did you say to order 15 buckets of fried chicken or 20? And what are collard greens anyhow? I'm so confused!"
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Are we absolutely sure that this is a real picture? Because look, I'm the sort of person who doesn't think it should be wrong to walk around the office barefoot and even I am shocked. Not that she would sit that way in the Oval Office but that she would sit that way with all of the visiting dignitaries in the room. There is no way on earth you catch me doing something like that at my job, with visitors.

And somehow, the fact that the office is full of black men makes it 100 times more rude.

No, I can't believe that it's real. I won't

ArsenalMetro · Feb 28, 2017

Barbara said: ↑

Are we absolutely sure that this is a real picture? Because look, I'm the sort of person who doesn't think it should be wrong to walk around the office barefoot and even I am shocked. Not that she would sit that way in the Oval Office but that she would sit that way with all of the visiting dignitaries in the room. There is no way on earth you catch me doing something like that at my job, with visitors.

And somehow, the fact that the office is full of black men makes it 100 times more rude.

No, I can't believe that it's real. I won't
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I'm mostly offended by the fact that she's 50 years old and can sit like that without destroying her knees.

The Devil's Architect · Feb 28, 2017

In reality, this is the better photo of Kellyanne...

And who appears to be her daughter, Mia Malkova | Reasonably safe for work, but I don't want to damage Mia's career by linking her to KAC

The Devil's Architect · Feb 28, 2017

Barbara said: ↑

Are we absolutely sure that this is a real picture? Because look, I'm the sort of person who doesn't think it should be wrong to walk around the office barefoot and even I am shocked. Not that she would sit that way in the Oval Office but that she would sit that way with all of the visiting dignitaries in the room. There is no way on earth you catch me doing something like that at my job, with visitors.

And somehow, the fact that the office is full of black men makes it 100 times more rude. | No, I can't believe that it's real. I won't
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1) It's real.

2) If you believe the kids on the 4chans, the way she's sitting is how comfortably a woman sits when she's sitting in the house of someone she's sleeping with.

Gamecock14 · Feb 28, 2017

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S0 ... Obama is paying the protesters?

Gamecock14 · Feb 28, 2017

A question I have always had is who do you think allows for the creation of a sentient robot.

Boston Dynamics introduces its latest future robot overlord pic.twitter.com/qsFewKiWS2
— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) February 27, 2017

We getting so much closer.

MatthausSammer · Feb 28, 2017

Gamecock14 said: ↑

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S0 ... Obama is paying the protesters?
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Yep... Obama be hard at work trying to sabotage the Trump administration, I mean just look at the diabolical way he's plotting in this photo...

Clearly the face of a man who is 100% devastated to the point of bitterness that someone else is President.

soccernutter · Feb 28, 2017

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Option 1
Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact.

Option 2
(Rep on left, looking at camera) "You got yor picture? Now get yor ass outta here. We need to show Trump 'Stop and Frisk'. And ain't nobody gonna see nothin'."

Naughtius Maximus · Feb 28, 2017

Barbara said: ↑

Are we absolutely sure that this is a real picture? Because look, I'm the sort of person who doesn't think it should be wrong to walk around the office barefoot and even I am shocked. Not that she would sit that way in the Oval Office but that she would sit that way with all of the visiting dignitaries in the room. There is no way on earth you catch me doing something like that at my job, with visitors.

And somehow, the fact that the office is full of black men makes it 100 times more rude.

No, I can't believe that it's real. I won't
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Yeah, but that's coz you're a refined, delicate wall-flower kinda creature, barb.

Cascarino's Pizzeria · Feb 28, 2017

Barbara said: ↑

Are we absolutely sure that this is a real picture? Because look, I'm the sort of person who doesn't think it should be wrong to walk around the office barefoot and even I am shocked. Not that she would sit that way in the Oval Office but that she would sit that way with all of the visiting dignitaries in the room. There is no way on earth you catch me doing something like that at my job, with visitors.

And somehow, the fact that the office is full of black men makes it 100 times more rude.

No, I can't believe that it's real. I won't
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It is real. I believe it was a gathering of black college presidents.

And you know they were walking out saying to each other "you see that white lady with her feet up on the couch? That woulda got you a crack in the chops back in the day"

The Jitty Slitter · Feb 28, 2017

So obviously the Trump fan boys in the House, and his political appointees like Sessions are trying to close Russia down

We need another big leak I think

Important stuff is flowing out of the Ukraine but its largely being ignored.

Meanwhile Cohen is clearly in up to his eyeballs

JohnR · Feb 28, 2017

Gamecock14 said: ↑

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S0 ... Obama is paying the protesters?
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Nah, George Soros is, as a favor to Barack.

gmonn · Feb 28, 2017

Mr. Warmth said: ↑

In reality, this is the better photo of Kellyanne...

And who appears to be her daughter, Mia Malkova | Reasonably safe for work, but I don't want to damage Mia's career by linking her to KAC
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C'mon man.

dapip · Feb 28, 2017

Mr. Warmth said: ↑

In reality, this is the better photo of Kellyanne...

And who appears to be her daughter, Mia Malkova | Reasonably safe for work, but I don't want to damage Mia's career by linking her to KAC
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Your place of work must be fun....

song219 · Feb 28, 2017

MasterShake29 said: ↑

According to @JamieBmore in another thread, there's no reason any Trump voter should have any regrets about their Trump vote, because he's done nothing to make them regret said vote.

Completely unrelated, here's more wisdom from the President (fair warning, Breitbart link):

President Donald Trump, in an exclusive interview with Breitbart News in the Oval Office, said that the Academy Awards failure on Sunday evening was due in large part to Hollywood’s obsessive focus on politics—attacking him, generally speaking.

Trump told Breitbart News in the exclusive interview that the Oscar fail may have been avoided had Hollywood’s finest focused less on attacking him and more on getting the event’s details right.

“I think they were focused so hard on politics that they didn’t get the act together at the end,” President Trump said. “It was a little sad. It took away from the glamour of the Oscars. It didn’t feel like a very glamorous evening. I’ve been to the Oscars. There was something very special missing, and then to end that way was sad.”

The President of the United States is objectively a moron who revels in being an uninformed idiot.
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Tell me this is really an Onion article.

usscouse · Feb 28, 2017

Meanwhile the Presidential race in France heats up as the Kenyan born Muslim becomes crowd favourite.

Petition seeks Obama for French president
Last updated 2 hours ago

The four organisers of the Obama17 campaign say they want to remain anonymous to keep the focus on their message
An online petition urging Barack Obama to stand in the French election has attracted more than 42,000 supporters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39116133

usscouse · Feb 28, 2017

Barbara said: ↑

Are we absolutely sure that this is a real picture? Because look, I'm the sort of person who doesn't think it should be wrong to walk around the office barefoot and even I am shocked. Not that she would sit that way in the Oval Office but that she would sit that way with all of the visiting dignitaries in the room. There is no way on earth you catch me doing something like that at my job, with visitors.

And somehow, the fact that the office is full of black men makes it 100 times more rude.

No, I can't believe that it's real. I won't
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I can't believe she didn't take a selfie!

charlie15 · Feb 28, 2017

usscouse said: ↑

Meanwhile the Presidential race in France heats up as the Kenyan born Muslim becomes crowd favourite.

Petition seeks Obama for French president
Last updated 2 hours ago

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The four organisers of the Obama17 campaign say they want to remain anonymous to keep the focus on their message
An online petition urging Barack Obama to stand in the French election has attracted more than 42,000 supporters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39116133
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Talking about French politics, Macron is surging and may end up first in the first round of the presidential elections.He is just 2 pts behind Le Pen now.
The polls are also giving him a large victory over Le Pen in the run off. That is good news for Europe.

🇫🇷 #France | @opinionway poll 27/2: #Macron (24%), #Hamon (15%) grow in support

Runoff
EM 62/LP 38
FF 58/LP 42#Presidentielle2017 #sondage pic.twitter.com/au4nAGqGMh
— E̲lectogrāfica (@electografica) February 27, 2017

song219 · Feb 28, 2017

charlie15 said: ↑

Talking about French politics, Macron is surging and may end up first in the first round of the presidential elections.He is just 2 pts behind Le Pen now.
The polls are also giving him a large victory over Le Pen in the run off. That is good news for Europe.

🇫🇷 #France | @opinionway poll 27/2: #Macron (24%), #Hamon (15%) grow in support

Runoff
EM 62/LP 38
FF 58/LP 42#Presidentielle2017 #sondage pic.twitter.com/au4nAGqGMh
— E̲lectogrāfica (@electografica) February 27, 2017

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I don't see any Europeans thanking us Americans for voting for Trump and scaring them into sensibleness.

charlie15 · Feb 28, 2017

An other interesting poll....71% want to remain in Europe.
@The Jitty Slitter Do you have any similar poll in Germany?

France: Eurozone membership referendum, TNS Sofres poll:

Remain: 71%
Leave: 29%#LePen #Frexit #Macron
— Europe Elects (@EuropeElects) February 28, 2017

usscouse · Feb 28, 2017

The last word in disgusting ...!
*******
'This is an abomination': Twitter goes into meltdown after man brags about his pea and MAYONNAISE pizza (and everyone thinks it's disgusting)

Twitter user Air-ic from Florida's tweet of pea and mayo pizza went viral online, racking up more than 1,400 mentions. It comes days after Iceland's president derided pineapple as a topping.

Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/f...itter-goes-meltdown-man-s-pea-mayo-pizza.html

gogunners14 · Feb 28, 2017

charlie15 said: ↑

An other interesting poll....71% want to remain in Europe.
@The Jitty Slitter Do you have any similar poll in Germany?

France: Eurozone membership referendum, TNS Sofres poll:

Remain: 71%
Leave: 29%#LePen #Frexit #Macron
— Europe Elects (@EuropeElects) February 28, 2017

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According to Pew, there's a pretty significant age gap in France re views on the EU. I wonder if youth voter turnout is low in France like it is in the US.

Gamecock14 · Feb 28, 2017

I actually cried after reading this.

Wowwowwow. These paragraphs are from a real, official US Department of Education statement from Betsy DeVos released today. pic.twitter.com/I2FDZfzdmt
— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) February 28, 2017

Betsy DeVos on HBCUs as "school choice" vs. basic historical facts about segregation on her own department's website pic.twitter.com/b6fs5v78W0
— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) (@BrendanNyhan) February 28, 2017

We are still on the last day of black history month.

Gamecock14 · Feb 28, 2017

In other news, much like Mattis, the influence of the smarter people does not go far.

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