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Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Honore de Ballsac, Oct 26, 2016.

  1. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Forget New York… Give us your tired, your poor (shooters),
    Your befuddled passers yearning to be injury-free,
    Because here they can be DP!
     
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  2. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Do you know the way to San Jose?
    [Where] dreams turn into dust and blow away?
     
  3. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    The very best team that a salary cap on a reduced-budget thrift-conscious expense-cutting savings regimen can provide.
     
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  4. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Because goal scoring is for showoffs.
     
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  5. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    We just need a new GM. And a dozen or so new players. Then we will kick ass!
     
  6. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Still trying to make the 2016 season playoffs.
     
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  7. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    It’s like a pick-up team but with a nice stadium.
     
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  8. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    "The longest bar in MLS, and brother, do we need it!
     
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  9. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How about we go short and to the point.

    We Suck!


    or maybe

    Angry abused fans unite!

    GO Quakes!!

    - Mark
     
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  10. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    ^This! It must be this!
     
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  11. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    "Because we're tired of exciting soccer"
     
  12. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Epicenter of Outdoor Bars
     
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  13. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seismican't
     
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  14. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kaval lied, supporters cried

    - with all credit to Socarchist
     
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  15. GrayBeard

    GrayBeard Member+

    May 9, 2008
    Jacksonville, FL
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "SSS, we got one. "
     
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  16. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Only positive I see with this club....
     
  17. Turcs

    Turcs Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Wake Forest, NC
    Winners:

    Zero on the Richter Scale

    or

    Loyal to a Fault

    ...imagine the merchandising the fans could do!
     
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  18. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    Maybe it's not sufficiently negative for y'all but I like:

    "Loyal to a Fault"
     
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  19. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
    Yeah, that's top shelf.
     
  20. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're shit.



    Or maybe: Fire Kinnear!!


    I think we need something really appallingly negative. We need to express just how pissed off we are and how little faith we have in the FO figuring out what to do about our massive suckitude.


    Loyal to a fault is cute, but it implies that we'll take as much shit as they can shovel. I think I hear the earthmovers revving up.

    Our achievements on the field are completely unacceptable. No self-respecting organization can tolerate this, but that's what we're doing.

    Go Quakes!!

    - Mark
     
  21. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    > Loyal to a fault is cute, but it implies that
    > we'll take as much shit as they can shovel.
    Sadly, it looks like we can and we will until our contracts expire...
     
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  22. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    There are at least 3 interpretations of "Loyal to a fault". That's what makes it good. You've only mentioned the most obvious, superficial one (#1).

    1) You are too loyal to the extent that it is a negative personality trait
    2) You are loyal to something that is faulty.
    3) You are loyal to the San Jose Earthquakes (referenced by the word "fault")

    2 and 3 sort of blend together to make the connection more compelling, i.e. if it was something not "earthquake" related, then "fault" would not have that double meaning, and the word would not draw attention the way it does in this context.
     
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  23. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, actually I was aware of those permutations, but good u documented them! Still, I suspect we here are on BS are a combo of all three interpretations.
     
  24. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thought of another tagline:

    "Welcome to Smallville"
     

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