Olympics 2016: Riohazard

Discussion in 'Women's Rivalry Forum' started by jocasta, Aug 8, 2016.

  1. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    So more like closer to the Russian Cho- in Chodorovski? Chögraun?
    Sounds great. Thanx for the tip! although I have a hard time believing you they are using the latin alphabet in rest of Stockholm. Perhaps like in Japanese for foreign words like zlataner?
    Kölsch is not German. But I personally look forward for 257ers to make a Sweden track like they did with Holland only with kötbulla, two weeks of summer and quirky pop songs. It would help the German youth to learn cool Swedish phrases like "lekker neuken up de Wallen zonder te betalen" et all

    The good thing is Nia Künzer will be in the broadcast as expert like she did in 2013 and 2015. Why does ARD always have to broadcast those games vs you guys......I dont know why
     
  2. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    [gasp] The vile and infamous she who must not be named... has she grown horns and a tail in the intervening years?
     
  3. Smulan

    Smulan Member

    Apr 3, 2008
    #78 Smulan, Aug 18, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2016
    Hessisch then?

     
  4. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    She made a whole career of this. She is a tv expert with all priviliges. She is living la swerige vita. Id post a current pic of her but in consideration of Swedish readers and them possibly getting eye cancer Ill refrain from it.

    Nope but you're getting closer. Id still rate hessisch over swedish in civilization-hood cause hessisch shows first signs of a transition from mere grunting to speaking
     
  5. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    #80 jocasta, Aug 18, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2016
    Sweet voiced young man with guitar. Nope, I didn't expect that.

    And also a lot of plaid! Are they Canadian?

    This also has an unexpected aural plaid content.
     
  6. hagabo_i_exil

    hagabo_i_exil Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    london
    Club:
    Umeå IK
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    German compatibility:

     
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  7. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    ok. for this -I have to admit hilarious- impudence youll get the evil eye by Nia treatment
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  8. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    #83 jocasta, Aug 19, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2016
    Happily, the radio service has made a list for us, going back to 2001, of the times that Germany has beat Sweden in world championships. I knew they would make such a list, eventually. They always do.

    Sex senaste mästerskapsmötena:
    VM 2015: Sverige-Tyskland 1-4
    Klar kvartsfinalförlust. Solklar tysk seger mot ett svenskt lag som inte alls fungerade.

    EM 2013: Sverige-Tyskland 0-1
    Ny knapp, förlust i EM-semifinalen på hemmaplan. Sverige jagade vilt. Lotta Schelin fick en kvittering bortdömd.

    OS 2008: Sverige-Tyskland 0-2
    Kvartsfinal. Krävdes förlängning, igen. Chansfattig match. Tyskorna lite kyligare när chanserna väl dök upp.

    OS 2004: Sverige-Tyskland 0-1
    Förlust i bronsmatchen. Sverige spelade bra och jagade kvittering, men strålande tyskt målvaktsspel grusade de svenska medaljförhoppningarna.

    VM 2003: Sverige-Tyskland 1-2
    Förlust i VM-finalen, efter förlängning, igen. Hanna Ljungberg gav Sverige ledningen i första halvlek. Tysklands avgörande mål föregicks av en tveksam frispark.

    EM 2001: Sverige-Tyskland 0-1
    Förlust i EM-finalen, efter förlängning och golden goal. Sveriges gjorde sin bästa match någonsin i ett stort mästerskap mot ett så kvalificerat motstånd.


    Here, the radio reporter who usually follows the women's team is asked about what she thinks are the keys to winning, and whether they'll win, and etc. My takeaway from the article is the phrase "disciplined defense".
     
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  9. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Ok lets do this:
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    The sex senators master the Kap of good motorbikes
    VM? Like the hiddenmachine VM in Pokemon? "Sunclear polish EU president chainsaws swedish persons leg off so that it functions (better)? "
    EM is better. We use that term too. Uhm? "Now tight, foreplay in edomaso ends against the planning of MC Hammer. Difficult ones hunt the wild. Lotta Schelin fucks with a crumpled fake beard."
    "Difficult ones - Donald Tusk 0-2. Agony final. Crass enlargement, new apple product for do it yourself gene splicing "I gen". Chemically oiled matchstick. Wife of Donald Tusk lights one up and throws it into the valley."
    Apple IOS 1.0 Difficult ones - Donald Tusk prequel. Early form of mud wrestling. Difficult ones lose their crumpled bras on the way to the next hunt. Their husbands say gruel D. Tusk is responsible for that. Following fight is decided by some jumping/brawling to metal music.
    Glumanda, Zerschneider los!!!! "For-lust, being horny before sex becomes new Pokemon hidden machine. After complaints, enlargements and gene plicing in Pokemon becomes possible. Hannah Ljgunberg gives difficult ones Led zeppelins first album as a bootleg. Donald Tusk, this arrogant motherfucker, goes to play frisbee alone in park."
    "Horny into the Euro final. Chinese food at golden palace afterwards. Difficult ones say enough with oiled matches and negotiate a new hunt master deal with a bewerage supplier."


    You're welcome!
     
  10. hagabo_i_exil

    hagabo_i_exil Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    london
    Club:
    Umeå IK
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    OK - found how to see the game where I'm at. No games have been transmitted so far, but they will actually show the final on TVR2 at 23:30. Another issue is - should I watch? Sweden has awesome stats when I'm not watching and shitty stats in games I do watch. Am torn.
     
  11. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Some odd couple always used to tell me

    Listen to your heart
    when they're playing for you
    Watch it from start
    there's nothing else you can do

    I don't know where you're going
    and I don't know whether,
    but listen to your heart
    and watch them win silver
     
  12. hagabo_i_exil

    hagabo_i_exil Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    london
    Club:
    Umeå IK
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    Horrendous. I wanted to retort with Ich will Spass or Bruttosozialprodukt, but I can't modify the lyrics as I don't speak German
     
  13. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    ah, c'mon this isnt the 80ies anymore.


    E.g. "Atemlos übern Platz" would have been possible. And there is enough German artists singing in English
     
  14. hagabo_i_exil

    hagabo_i_exil Member

    Apr 27, 2004
    london
    Club:
    Umeå IK
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    #89 hagabo_i_exil, Aug 19, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2016
    True: This is what every Sweden player is singing. Oh and sorry for sticking to classical music instead of your new-fangled stuff:



    EDIT: Except for Nilla Fischer, she's singing this:
     
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  15. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Brazil are so disjointed, it's like wearing yellow and blue suddenly makes you forget how to kick a ball.
     
  16. Romario'sgurl

    Romario'sgurl Member+

    Wakanda FC
    Aug 26, 2000
    Wakanda
    Club:
    FC Ingolstadt 04
    Nat'l Team:
    Ghana
    Two straight OT matches and we are just out of energy. Credit to Canada though. That's the type of goals you score in these matches.
     
  17. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    LOL

    btw this is a song with realest German, not the fake versions you all offered

     
  18. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Canada is destroying any hope for a rise of the women's game in Brazil
     
  19. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    Don't let your bucolic ways get you down, you'll be singing 'Dies irae' soon enough! (Pick your own favorite, I like 'em all.)

    C'mon, Brazil, a come-from-behind victory!
     
  20. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Is the final being shown live on US TV? I thought it was at 11:30 am PST? Now I see it's been shown at 1:30 pm PST?
     
  21. Romario'sgurl

    Romario'sgurl Member+

    Wakanda FC
    Aug 26, 2000
    Wakanda
    Club:
    FC Ingolstadt 04
    Nat'l Team:
    Ghana
    shrugs.

    I ain't Brazilian...
     
  22. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Can you explain to me how theyve achieved a 5-1 vs Sweden? Did Sweden play with 5 players or was Brazil allowed to use their hands?
     
  23. White/Blue_since1860

    Orange14 is gay
    Jan 4, 2007
    Bum zua City
    Club:
    TSV 1860 München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    #98 White/Blue_since1860, Aug 19, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2016
    Ive seen enough Emil i Lönneberga to know whos the shitkickers of us 2
     
  24. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    My spy network stateside tells me 4.30pm EST, so yes. Unless you're in one of those summer-time denial zones -- Indiana's full of 'em.

    Hey, is it true that Danielle's doing commentary? Like, our Danielle?
     
  25. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Ah, neato! Thank you! Plenty of time to fire up the blender for a watermelon margerita! Cheers, darlings! May the best team win!
     

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