Fire ownership: We'd spend Keane money for right DP

I can think of a couple of Impact players I'd like to have...

 

I'd take THREE for sure, possibly four or five....

 

I bet they used to be Fire players.

 

yeah, one was on the roster last year and one was for a few seconds.

 

Montreal is Chicago Fire North
NY Red Bulls is Chicago Fire East

and the current iteration of the Chicago Fire is Andell Holdings LLC FC. Because he wishes he made his hedge fund an LLC, unless it actually is. In which case, typical.

 

All three of NYCFC's DP's with goals in the same game (3-0 NYCFC). It would be nice if our DP's all could score in the same. It would also be nice if we signed real DP's. Yes I know Pirlo is old and Lampard is a dick, but I'd take both of them over all the shit DP's we signed the last 6 years.

Show us you care Andi and go get and sign DP's like that. Yes I know take that to the optimistic thread.

 

And 2 of NYCFCs DPs are worthless but still bring in money and fans to the club.

 

NYCFC's worthless DP's > FIRE's worthless DP's. We all know that Andi isn't EVER going to spend that kind of coin on DP's despite him saying he is willing to do so.

 

It comes down to this until they do spend the money on the right DP the Fire will stink.

 

So Keane adds another notch into his MLS goal scoring belt putting LA up 1-0 against Seattle. Good thing Andy's going to get us a Keane type player....

 

This administration identifying, recruiting and signing a high quality Keane like player?

 

Rubber dick

 

That might be the best post in this thread in a loooooonnnnnnnggggg time.

 

At least for posts not in the Sorry, Bunge thread.

 

QFT

 

Here's Andi's chance to live up to his comment.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...e-hoping-to-be-offered-new-la-galaxy-contract

Robbie Keane's contract is up in 5 months, if LA doesn't resign him he'd like to still play for another team.

 

That's like finally getting a pair of Z.Cavaricci's in 1996. Or like your parents finally taking you to Disney World on your 16th birthday. Or finally having sex after your married. The thrill is gone my friend.

 

Finally having sex after you're married? Take that shit to the Optimism Thread.

Now, "finally having sex after your married." I can handle that one.

 

I'm a moron, I read this like 8 times before I knew what you were saying. I was like, the poor bastard's going to get teased by the snobs for saying your instead of you're. Then I looked up and was like, oh no. I AM the poor bastard.

I'm not good with the details, I'm more of a big picture kind of guy. Theirs to many silly spellings too get right all the time.

 

The Adderall stops working after 9:00, it's like day and night for me.

 

All in good fun .

 

You actually believe that the FO is going to spend that stack of allocation money on a Keane like player...

 

The FO wouldn't have to spend a dime of allocation money, just the owner's money (as if THAT would ever happen).