33rd Fixture: April 16th, 2016 - Chelsea FC v Manchester City FC - [R]

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  1. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

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    May 15, 2012
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    Here's the details.

    Match is on Sky Sports 1 with coverage starting at 17:00 local time.

    Match is on NBC at 12:30 PM EST following some shit kids show.

    Terry and Hazard are out with old age and vaginitis. Willian, Matic, and Costa are back.

    City have a squad full of underperforming ass hats.


    There is no beer pairing for this match. It's so close to noon for many that you go strait for the hard stuff. Beer is reserved for the AM matches. You don't however waste the good stuff on this performance. Stick with vodka. Drink it straight if you can. Russian Standard is always a great option for me. One of the smoothest vodkas I've had. Tito's is also a good option for the Yanks. If you prefer European vodkas and don't know what the feck Russian Standard is, go with either Kettle One, Belvedere, or Stoli.

    This is where we continue our slow march towards death. Drink as much as you can to help this one along.

    Predicted line up.

    A keeper that wants out.

    Dave-Gaz-A RB we want out-A shit LB
    Mikel - Someone worse than Mikel
    Big hair-Fabertrash-Worst buy ever
    Likes to wrestle

    Hooray.....
     
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  2. Brock Hannsen

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    Feb 3, 2014
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    Wife just finished all the vodka. Damn.

    Might be watching Spongebob instead.
     
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  3. Blueallthru

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    Rum works too. You can't add rum to juice and it'll make you feel better.
     
  4. Crawleybus

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    Oct 18, 2013
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    C'mon lets do this, I want tenth back!
     
  5. yasik19

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  6. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

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    So I wasn't that far off.

    Courtois
    Dave Bane Gaz Baba
    Fab Mikel
    Willian RLC Pedro
    Costa
     
  7. Bruckner283

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    Apr 25, 2006
    Lake Of The Coheeries
    While I would like ot help out LC I would very much prefer avoiding Europe. Hoping it isnt a blowout is the best I can say?
     
  8. ComeOnChelsea

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    Jan 18, 2007
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  9. Blueallthru

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    What the feck is Willian doing?
     
  10. Blueallthru

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  11. Bruckner283

    Bruckner283 Member+

    Apr 25, 2006
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    I like how Lee Dixon is determining positions by physical dimensions. How he is allowed to have a microphone in front of him is beyond baffling.....
     
  12. Blueallthru

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    It's actually Robbie Mustow.
     
  13. Bruckner283

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    Apr 25, 2006
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    It is? Shocking though how easily I thought it was Dixon when ignorance is displayed. Thanks sir.
     
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  14. Bruckner283

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    Apr 25, 2006
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    Baba knows how to defend right?
     
  15. Blueallthru

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    Swiss cheese back there. Baba has been good for me, just got skinned by Navas.

    RLC still the best player on the pitch for us.
     
  16. Blueallthru

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    I like how vocal Courtois has been. Our defending has been shit. He's had to make a couple of really good saves.
     
  17. Bruckner283

    Bruckner283 Member+

    Apr 25, 2006
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    Right down the center...........jesus
     
  18. Blueallthru

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  19. Blueallthru

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    Pedro has gotten a couple of really good crosses in.
     
  20. Blueallthru

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    How is it that Willian still takes corners....
     
  21. Dear_Claudio

    Dear_Claudio Member+

    Feb 6, 2005
    Buffalo, New York
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    Wow, this forum is dead. I guess we are all bandwagon plastics.

    Azpilicueta is ********ing shit and I've had enough of him. Useless going forward, awful positionally at the back, and somehow he's even bad at 1v1's now (which is all he was ever good at). How in the ******** do you leave Aguero completely alone?

    The guy has been at fault for basically every goal we've conceded since the PSG legs.
     
  22. Blueallthru

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    Everyone has been rubbish.
     
  23. Blueallthru

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    T.e.r.r.i.b.l.e.
     
  24. Dear_Claudio

    Dear_Claudio Member+

    Feb 6, 2005
    Buffalo, New York
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    It's sad that Loftus-Cheek catches the eye so easily, despite being nowhere near ready to be a regular starter at the level we aspire to play at, just because he's athletic and can run. It's staggering how easily outmatched we are physically every week, no matter the level of our opposition.

    Mikel and Fabregas may as well be in wheelchairs out there. And then we spent all that money on Pedro, who couldn't beat me for ********ing pace. USELESS.
     
  25. WorldsEnd

    WorldsEnd Red Card

    Aug 29, 2015
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    So glad we sold De Bruyne and bought Pedro . . .o_O
     

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