#HauptmanOut

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by burningfire, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. splunge63

    splunge63 Member+

    Mar 30, 2014
    west burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #8701 splunge63, Apr 10, 2016
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2016
    A "FU, Cakes!" TIFO is in order. Then Dan Kelly could go on about the Fire nation being in love with the delicious funnel cakes available at the stadium. Mikey Stephens!
     
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  2. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Some high schools have better training facilities than the Bridgeview Andy's
     
  3. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    3rd world training facilities have lights.
     
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  4. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I despise Andycakes.
     
  5. splunge63

    splunge63 Member+

    Mar 30, 2014
    west burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    It's an arms race and we've got a pop gun. Complete effin' shite show.
     
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  6. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We've got the pop gun on a good day - normally Cakes wouldn't want to pay for the caps.
     
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  7. splunge63

    splunge63 Member+

    Mar 30, 2014
    west burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #8708 splunge63, Apr 10, 2016
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2016
    Things are so bad here that if Pauno manages some degree of success, does anyone see him staying beyond 2-3 seasons? Accam's gone after this season. If CFer starts dealing, think he'll stick around? lol The Fire have set themselves up as a stepping stone and only major organizational change and a boatload of money are going to change that. Depressing. FU, Cakes!
     
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  8. splunge63

    splunge63 Member+

    Mar 30, 2014
    west burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    No caps, cork (cheaper).
     
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  9. burningfire

    burningfire Member+

    May 15, 2009
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    AHole farts on fire.
     
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  10. lethargytartare

    lethargytartare Member+

    Oct 2, 2000
    Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
  11. splunge63

    splunge63 Member+

    Mar 30, 2014
    west burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Worst major league sports owner in NA, maybe the world. FU, Cakes!
     
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  12. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Te evil spawn of Bill Wirtz
     
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  13. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So that's where his soul ended up...
     
  14. jeff_adams

    jeff_adams Member+

    Dec 16, 1999
    Monterey, Ca
    Any chance Hauptman shows up in the Panama Papers? Maybe a juicy scandal will embarrass Garber and his buddies and Hauptman can quietly go away (who am I kidding? It's more likely he's not bright enough and the rest of the owners are in the off shore accounts)
     
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  15. lncolnpk

    lncolnpk Member+

    Mar 5, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    US Citizens have the Caymans for that shit. No need for Panama.
     
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  16. ionprovisioner

    Nov 23, 2003
    Flint, Michigan
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    There's few Americans in the Panama Papers because we've eviscerated our own reporting laws so thoroughly, it's more efficient for citizens to hide their money right here in the USA.
     
  17. jeff_adams

    jeff_adams Member+

    Dec 16, 1999
    Monterey, Ca
    And I wonder how many people are sweating it out worried that hackers will get their info out of the Caymans? Mr. Robot's fsociety will have a new target....
     
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  18. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    I would love to see President Sanders force regime change in the Caymen Islands and send the First Marine Chartered Accountants to take over and audit the place. After all, all war is economic in origin. Why not invade the Caymens?
     
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  19. P
    Funny, for years I've thought a naval "quarantine " of the Caymans would be the way to go. I've also thought I was the only one with those thoughts. Why risk collateral damage when starvation is more effective.
     
  20. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Make sure there's an actuary in the brigade as well - we want to be sure to get a through account of everyone's shoe's in the islands. . .we all know an actuary can't look someone in the eye, they only stare at their shoes.
     
  21. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    #8722 song219, Apr 14, 2016
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2016
    FYP
     
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  22. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm in the Statehouse in the land of Sanders this week. . . I'm a lefty, but it's batshit ridiculous here.
     
  23. We can dream can't we? Now resume your previous ball sucking activities.
     
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  24. Etienne_72772

    Etienne_72772 Member+

    Oct 14, 1999
    In other news, Chicago Fire has sunk to new levels of irrelevance in the Chicagoland marketplace. My local newspaper, the Northwest Herald in McHenry County, used to feature the Fire - in the past, they used to have relatively longer articles for home games, and on away days, they used to use 1-paragraph AP blurbs. The Fire had a spot on the "upcoming sports calendar" and box scores and a standings column were given on game days or reporting days.

    Now, the Fire have been removed from the calendar, no box scores, no MLS standings column, 1-paragraph AP write-up in "other sports news" on home games and nothing on away games.

    Granted, the paper did just reformat and perhaps the sports pages don't have as much space. (And I realize this is no massively read, hugely reputable newspaper, but it is our local paper - and certainly a sign of the Fire's continued slide...)

    Frustrating, really.
     
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