Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Losing to Celta all the way back in 1999 is way more justified than losing to Skenderbeu or whatever they are called in 2016.
     
  2. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    That celta de Vigo 7-0 was epic but let's get serious here, it was ages ago. Porto and Sporting went to the toilet for the big cagao in the CL this year so we can't talk much about the other clubs in the CL.
     
  3. Sporting#1

    Sporting#1 Member

    Aug 6, 2005
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    So Renato Sanches is 22? Lololololol
     
  5. 1906

    1906 Member

    Aug 18, 2013
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Yeah, what's the story with Lampiao Bob Marley?
     
  6. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    His birth wasn't registered until he was 5 years old. Lmao. Only is a shitty country like Portugal.
     
  7. 1906

    1906 Member

    Aug 18, 2013
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Shhh, don't say that about Portugal.

    Some people on this very forum think it's a country of infinite intelligence.
     
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  8. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #2058 Sumol, Mar 19, 2016
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2016
    Bayern's home games in Champions League this season:

    5-0 v Dynamo Zagreb
    5-1 v Arsenal
    4-0 v Olympiakos
    4-2 v Juventus
    ?? v Benfica

    We have to go full blown Greece for this leg.

    Samaris & Mitroglou have to remind the players to listen to this before the game:

     
  9. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Bayern 7-0 Benfica
     
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  10. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I had a dream about a Benfica 1-0 victory last night. Lindelof header near the end of the game.

    Vai se verdade?
     
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  11. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Benfiquistas


     
  12. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Sporting fans lol another 2 weeks they will crawl back into there caves
     
  13. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Their*
     
  14. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If there's one thing the Internet needs its spelling police.
     
  15. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    You do realize this is the troll tread, right?.....
     
  16. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Jonas diver of the year. What a little bitch. Meanwhile Eliseu can hack dudes all day and Andre Almerda can take dudes out with zero consequences.
     
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  17. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    This ref in the Boavista vs benfica game might as well be LFV or Rui Costa. All the benfica players have to do is go to the ground and it is a foul. The ref should wear a benfica jersey.
     
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  18. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Are you surprised? That is how it is has been ALL YEAR. UEFA needs to investigate this shit.
     
  19. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    I'm surprised at how nonchalant the ref is. Boavista dude gets kicked and the ref doesn't even pretend to not see it. He even tells the player to get up. LOL in some of the other games, the refs make the fix look better.
     
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  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Five minutes?!?!?! LMFAO for what?!
     
  21. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Andre Almerda with the a catalog of fouls. No bookings.
     
  22. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    #2072 BatatasFritas, Mar 20, 2016
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2016
    Mika looked bad on that goal. Way to soft IMO
     
  23. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Ruben Ribeiro blew it earlier in the game. Ref giving 5 minutes stoppage time is a ********ing joke. This league is a ********ing joke
     
  24. OndaVerde

    OndaVerde Member+

    Sporting
    Portugal
    Feb 18, 2016
    Eu vou lá estar
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Cannot believe that finish. Ribeiro did blow it though, they had numbers
     
  25. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I can believe it. 5 minutes of stoppage time for a game with zero goals. Eliseu and Almerda hacking guys everywhere, no cards. Welcome to Portugal.
     

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