Fichajes del Bayern de Múnich y rumores XX

It's honestly a pro for me.

 

Yeah last year we lacked the A$$whole factor.

 

Forgot Vidal is an drink driver.

Prostitution, tax evasion and drunk driving. Barcelona would be proud.

 

Nope- anyway he has the look of a "bimbominchia"-

 

nobody knows man-

 

That's what I meant.

 

Sell Gotze to Juventus, attain Mateo Kovacic.


And damn, we do not f*ck around when it comes to transfers. We should our negotiating team to Gaza ffs

 

All that remains is the official announcement! Damn it's midnight here! "Strike while the iron is hot"

 

Yeah but it didn't receive the bro certification

 

I e read elsewhere that that fee includes incentives

 

I can appreciate having a a-hole in midfield. Hell, Stefan Effenberg would make any list of the biggest a-holes in football, but Vidal's reputation for not showing up for practices is a big black mark for me.

 

Pretty sure that kind of behavior will not fly here.

 

I'm sure there was some "pep factor" in this. I don't imagine that Vidal will pull those stunts.

 

quick, lets sell of all german talents, that can become core, we have left

 

Looks good on paper, but i think we still need to field 11.

 

Recsheke's preset schedule for today:

12-1 pm: Wake up, smoke weed, put on pants
1-1:30: have chat with juventus about weather.
1:30-1:45: discuss posible transfer of Vidal.
1:45-2:00: bam, Vidal agrees move
2:00-2:05: lower actual transfer price by 20 mil
2:05-2:30: fly Vidal to Munich, have press conference.
2:30-6:30: Go home, take shit.
6:30-7:00: 'Great doing business with you, Luigi. Especially on this wonderful day with the sun shining....'
7:00-7:30: Fly Pogba to Munich for 10million Zimbabwean dollar transfer.
7:30-8:30: drink keg of Paulaner.
8:30-10:30: have sex
10:30-11:00: Call Barca to congratulate on CL win.
11:00-12:00: complete double transfer of Messi and Rafinha.
12:00-4:00: League of Legends.

All in a good days work

 

I cried. Post of the year

 

That two hour sex session is impressive.

 

Great post @humin12. I have one clarification though

Do you mean double transfer as in we're getting Messi AND Rafinha, Thiago's brother. Or double transfer as in we're getting Messi + cash and Rafinha our RB goes the other way? I'm asking the important questions here.