Rumor: Red Bull looking to get out of MLS

Take it up with the Union.

 

I don't think they have one in my City, it got destroyed by the Fire.




(Is that a Treble, since I got both City clubs and the Fire?

 

Sounds like that disaster had a very big Impact.

 

Like every good idea, eventually this thread will also turn into a pile of broken concrete and burning Timbers

 

Its already in danger of becoming a real...salty...

yeah, I got nothin

 

Other thing to keep in mind is Red Bull only payed 30 million for this team. They probably know they can fetch a 100 million just for operating rights for it now and walk away with a nice profit. May want to strike while iron is hot with MLS.

 

No worries, other posters are here, United in the efforts to see this Revolution to the end.

 

We should start a Football Club, or Soccer Club to help get through this!

 

This thread needs some posters to Mutiny or somebody else will Burn it to the ground.

 

I'll post my response in a minute but I gotta take a Wiz.

 

There is quite a fusion of old and new going on at the moment.

 

Only 1599 more posts until this thread reaches 1836 replies.

 

Ah, but I bet it takes fewer than that for us to found a new Republic.

 

Should be no problem, as long as we don't drink too many Cosmos.

 

Definitely. I hear it doesn't pare well with expired goat.

 

Well, if I get sick, all I need is some bed rest and a little TFC.

 

Or some Pepto, as long as the bottle has WhiteCaps

 

Won't the white Clash with the pink?

 

This thread...

 

If your down lows are on "Fire", and there is a "Burn" when you "Wiz", I suggest you head into the "City" and see a doctor. Im sure the "Crew" will be "United" in finding a cure that won't "Clash" with your schedule. But don't tell your wife where you got it from, because there might be "Mutiny" in the house, and god help you if the wife and mistress form a "Union", for you will be sure to "Quake" in your boots at the "Fusion" of these two powers. I suggest you chug a "RedBull", run away from the feminine "Revolution", head for the woods as "Rapid"ly and hide among the "Timbers" with as little "Sounder" as possible. No place in the "Galaxy" will be safe fore you and you might want to just drown in the "Whitecaps", and end it "Real" quick.

Fortunately, I have a buddy in "Toronto" who can make an "Impact". He knows a girl who is a real "Dynamo" in bed, a real Debbie does "Dallas" type that won't kiss and tell. So all of this can be avoided by just calling his number 867-5309 extension "1836" and by saying the secret password "totes-magoats" he will hook you up.

 

Quite the Arsenal of puns there.

 

This thread has provided more than a few Kicks.

 

Just listened (not every word) to the Stover / Peterson Q and A...

No questions (pre-screened) on any possible Red Bull purchase though with Peterson there Stover is a) compelled to stay on nasl script and b) a hired gun anyway who wouldn't be making the decisions in this matter...

By the way lots of delusional nasl speak including Peterson calling the first half decent MLS TV rights deal with ESPN and FOX terrible claiming that nasl has a better plan for it's own game broadcasts...to be revealed in the future of course...

Also obligatory pro/rel hyping...

For their sake one hopes the key players know it's all league propaganda and aren't themselves living in a fantasy world...

Our reporters have to get to Stover (easy) and track down O'Brien (not so much...Singapore...Middle East)...and even reporter to reporter Wahl who rolled out some Red Bull financial numbers on twitter...

 

That was Real funny. I just hope he doesn't take the Sting out of the next set of puns.

 

You guys are getting way too rowdy in here. Time to call in the cavalry and restore order in this thread.

lolz kidding, the cavalry will never arrive!