The Question You'll All be Asking Yourselves Now...

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Zak, Jan 9, 2014.

  1. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Had Crew fans banded together and had the worlds largest bake sale / car wash, would we have been able to afford to put a bid in for Michael Bradley?
     
  2. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do they make no-bake cookies THAT good?... Plus, I'd look awful in a bikini
     
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  3. Virginian

    Virginian Member

    Sep 23, 1999
    Denver, Co
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They do in Colorado. I'll send some...
     
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  4. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can make a mean peppermint almond bark.
     
  5. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only people that buy Amway, sell Amway.
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When I logged into bs today, I asked myself: who the hell would pay 169.99 for some pos Columbus Crew Subway Art.
     
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  7. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've got a kick-ass raisin cookie recipe.
     
  8. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    "It will be a great day when the Columbus Crew has all the money they need and Toronto FC has to raise money for a DP with a bake sale."
     
  9. DAK77

    DAK77 Member+

    Nov 10, 2008
    Merion Village, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Raisins do not belong in any baked goods.
     
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  10. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Can we start a letter writing campaign to Vincent Tan?

    He has experience in re-branding and has shown a willingness to splash some cash on new players. Perhaps the combination of Precourt and Tan would be exactly what we need to see a few million US dollars spent to bring in some players.
     
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  11. djtrinidad

    djtrinidad Member

    May 30, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Mickey D's could be the Stadium Sponsor! wooooooooo
     
  12. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    Colorado? Put something else in them and we just might reach our goal.
     
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  13. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    What would the unit cost per chocolate chip cookie need to be in order to raise $10M? Does anyone have any contacts at a gentleman's club that would be willing to speak on our behalf to have some girls for the carwash?

    Also, has anyone considered fracking under CCS to see if there is oil or natural gas?
     
  14. BG13

    BG13 Member+

    Jun 25, 2007
    We get fracked at CCS all the time.
     
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  15. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We released Renteria, remember?
     
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  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've got a kick-ass raisinless cookie recipe. It's very similar to my raisin cookie recipe.
     
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  17. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My brother after hearing of the Bradley news said, "time to start selling magazines to buy Altidore. Who doesn't want 136 issues for the prices of 4"
     
  18. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    Sunderland will probably be willing to pay us to take him. Or at least their fans would.
     
  19. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Stadium of Dim.

    I've watched a lot of their games out of interest in JA. While not scoring a lot, he's be down right fantastic at times for them. Quick settles of hopeless forward passes with his back to goal and sharp plays back to midfield and then a darting run off the ball....then never getting the ball back or at least not with a chance to do anything with it. He never gets a chance to shoot because they can never get the ball to him. I'd be frustrated and mopey too.

    I know he's a head case but I'd have him leading our line any day.
     
  20. Lucky Day

    Lucky Day Member+

    Nov 12, 2008
    Columbus
     
  21. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Subway art.... for the city that has no subway... They are clearly marketing to the ironic fans... or one of the other -ronic groups....
     
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  22. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus could have a subway but then some citizens group would vote to stop paying the contractors.
     
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  23. Big Strong Patrick

    Big Strong Patrick That's so Gaven

    Dec 9, 2004
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There is nothing wrong with raisin bread or bagels, and you might also be forgetting about apple-raisin turnovers. If you want to complain about cookies, there are thousands of other options out there to eat instead.

    On a unrelated note, I've been wondering why hipsters never adopted eating olive-loaf, it seems right up their ally.
     
  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Another issue I have with the so-called art piece is that for some reason Crew Cat gets what looks like top billing.
     
  25. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    The mayor favors streetcars on High Street. So I suppose if he proposes it again, it could be put up for a vote.
     

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