2013-2014 Columbus Crew Offseason Roster Thread

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  1. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    She's clearly gleefully killing a bird; it's probably the last of its kind.
     
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  2. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which brings up the point has anyone determined the hotness of Clark's, Paladini's, Francis', Stuver's or Wiet's wife, girlfriend, sister or mom?
     
  3. JB the First

    JB the First Member

    Apr 28, 2009
    Texas
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A drunken, English Higuain? No thanks.
     
  4. Lucky Day

    Lucky Day Member+

    Nov 12, 2008
    Columbus
    No idea but while we're on the subject did anyone ever see Renteria's girl he was hanging out with when he was injured? She would have made Sir Mix-a-lot proud.
     
  5. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd assume the other ball she is actually serving. You keep one in your hand/skirt/shorts, and you serve with the other. If the serve is in, you can toss the one away, or play on one handed. If you miss the serve, then you've got a ball handy for serve #2.

    Not a tennis player, I take it.

    And she's smiling because she loves crushing balls.
     
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  6. Jake Folan

    Jake Folan Member

    May 24, 2012

    She? Looking at that strong jaw line I thought this was one of those ladyboys.
     
  7. Jake Folan

    Jake Folan Member

    May 24, 2012
    Padula's wife is a fine specimen of the female gender.
     
  8. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The one she is actually hitting? It's not uncommon to serve one and hold the second for if (when, in my case) you fault. But I'm sure it's all just a pose....
     
  9. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I play twice a week. Only jokers hold a second ball when they're serving. The extra goes in a pocket as you say. If you toss a ball while a point is going on it can be called a let.
     
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  10. patricksp

    patricksp 91.9 Crew Fan Rating

    Nov 4, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG] You mean this guy.
     
  11. cam5fc

    cam5fc Member+

    Sep 23, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OMG, guys? Is this is first confirmed picture of THE Bill Archer?
     
  12. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh yes. There was a debate in my section if she had a medically aided rear end. If not she is one of the women that is graced by God to have all the fat in her body go to just four places.
     
  13. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You can ask around. I'm much better looking.

    I'm considering making an offer to all Crew fans promising to personally shake the hand of and buy a beer for any Crew fan who attends the draft.
     
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  14. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    Better looking sure but he really does have a thing for sticking cigarettes in orifices and flicking off cameras.
     
  15. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Where's the draft?
     
  16. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    January 16th in Philadelphia.
     
  17. soccerusa517

    soccerusa517 Member+

    Jun 23, 2009
    Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    isn't he fat now?
     
  18. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, it's the first. When does the transfer window open?
     
  19. the_rickler

    the_rickler Member+

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  20. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sure, in a tourney or some such, but not when you are just hitting around. Are you that anal all the time?
     
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  21. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  22. Lucky Day

    Lucky Day Member+

    Nov 12, 2008
    Columbus
    In Europe it's open January 1-31, although I believe MLS teams aren't actually allowed to transfer in players until February.

    I honestly can't remember how they normally work around them being on different schedules. I think usually the transfer is agreed upon and announced during January and made official in February.

    If we were going to get someone from abroad (that's under contract to a team right now) we will likely hear about it in the next few weeks.
     
  23. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    As I understand it the windows only apply to transfers in. Transfers out can happen at anytime as long as the "to" club is within the transfer window. So even if europe closes on 1st Feb, MLS can still bring people in after that time, during the MLS transfer window.
     
  24. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Yep. And since MLS doesn't like to pay transfer fees, it's worth keeping in mind that players out of contract can transfer at any time.
     
  25. Gordo Stretch

    Gordo Stretch Member

    Aug 3, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew

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