Weird News Thread Part III

Extremely strong winds in Ireland today have led to this...

 

Well, it's not news and I've posted it twice in the past month. but in the unlikely event you haven't seen it, the worlld's best street sign in in Shepshed, England



There's some better hoousing available than one might expect...

 

Doesn't theft require an element of dishonesty in the States? The amount is not an issue when deciding on guilt (stealing a penny is still theft) but there's no way a theft charge sticks in England and Wales without the accused being shown to have been dishonest.

My mate's family has bought up most of the houses on a small cul-de-sac, and he reckons that there's a law allowing people to rename their road if most of the residents petition for it. I've been trying to convince him to test it by calling for it to be renamed Al-Qaida Avenue, but he's not too keen on the idea

 

No idea if this is real or not.

 

It's true. It's true with everyone. I mean, do YOU want to hold hands with someone who is trying to rub one out with the other hand? I'm pretty sure God doesn't want to hold hands with someone who is having a wank. It's just awkward and the main reason I avoid public transport.

EDIT: If your hand is on fire while you are fighting the purple helmet warrior..guess what. You have bigger problems.

 

Left handed. Because the right hand is for the mouse.

 

At least they spelled masterbating correctly.

 

And you didn't!
At least, no one ever killed themselves, because their dick wanted more shoes:
http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064

 

Is it bad that I was 99.99% certain this would be from Asia as soon as I read the headline?

 

Because no rational Irishman or Aussie would go shopping with his GF.

 

I did on the weekend, so I can kind of see where he was coming from. A bag is a bag is a f***ing bag!

 

Try 'fooking'! Approximates the Irish pronunciation better, as well!

 

Been there, done that, it's just so passé these days.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...etic-leg-mistaken-for-paedophile-9010525.html

 

guessing this applies only to one-handed people.

 

At first I didn't know what they were, and then I realized, sort of increasingly, what it was about, and that it was a lot of drunk British people mainly."

 

Funny... I always considered those two things one and the same.

 

That is hilarious.

 

so why would you need a strip search???

http://news.yahoo.com/indian-official-diplomat-39-arrest-nyc-barbaric-105440734.html

 

The need to strip search for 'security'.

Now that I have used the magic word all conversation must cease. If you need an even more powerful incantation, 'For the safety of the Officer'.

Carry on and keep your craven civilian mouth shut.

 

I'll see your "for the safety of the officer" and raise you a "keep us safe from terrorists."

 

"Was that your hand?"
"No, it was the Hand of God!"

 

Surprised she didn't receive her own death threats for tweeting lyrics to You'll Never Walk Alone to Spurs supporters.