PBP: War on Christmas- 2013 Edition

no wonder North Korea's propaganda machine, errr, I mean news service, sometimes gets it wrong.

 

Festivus!!!

 

Love when Gretchen Carlson gets upset. She so sucks at it.

 

I honestly thing Festivus is the appropriate holiday to celebrate at my work this year. the airing of grievances is really needed.

 

Yes, but I don't think you could conduct the "feats of strength" in a work-appropriate way.

 

on second thought, the head of our "household" is 6'7" and some 350 lbs... not good for the feats of strength aspect of the celebration, no matter where or how it is conducted.
I think we'll just go with Kwanzaa.

 

I think the GOP should drug test those flying Reindeer (Which Megyn Kelly says are all white by the way)

I think Ive identified the condition from which Scott Walker suffers.



He has 'Jay Cutler Resting Bitch Face'

 

The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances...

"I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THEM!"

 

That's it.

I'm officially starting The War Against The People Fighting Against The War Against Xmas.

 

I saw some stupid FB meme the other day saying "like" "if you support our troops and you want Obama to stop his war on Christmas." I shit you not. what those two have to do with each other is another matter entirely, but I would think Obama would be all about Christmas.
after all, Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ.
and without Christ, there would be no Antichrist, and Obama wouldn't exist!
by celebrating Christmas, Obama is in essence celebrating his own existence.

 

Santa needs jet fighter escort...

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/12/16/norad-santa-tracker_n_4455389.html

 

Couldn't they just laser-ize Rudolph's nose? Always wasting our money that World's Greatest Military.

 

Don't you dare to say "happy holidays" to this woman...

http://freakoutnation.com/2013/12/1...id-happy-holidays-instead-of-merry-christmas/

 

That damn knockout game that the soldiers of the war against christmas have been warning us about.

 

This is such crap. Fighter jets could not keep up with the speed of Santa's sled.

 

Its a little known Christmas fact that Santa wears a g-suit.

 

Man. "Turn the other cheek, and I'll punch that one, too, bitch."

Kristina Vindiola says a woman hit her outside the Wal-Mart on 91st Avenue and Thomas Road after she said "Happy Holidays."
"The lady looked at me,” said Vindiola. “I thought she was going to put money in the kettle. She came up to me and said, 'Do you believe in God?' And she says, ‘You're supposed to say Merry Christmas,' and that's when she hit me."...
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... thereby doing more to declare war on Christmas than a billion "happy holidays" could ever do.

 

I'm posting this everywhere I can ....




(...mostly because of the hilarity at the 1:46 mark....and the ending....)

 

there's NOTHING wrong with saying Happy Holidays during this time of the year!! hello! Christmas is NOT the ONLY holiday during this time! and it is not the oldest either. why would anyone be so presumptuous as to wish someone a Merry Christmas automatically, without even knowing what specific holiday that person celebrates?? "happy holidays" is simply a polite way of wishing someone a happy fill in the blank holiday that they're celebrating. I mean you would never wish someone a Merry Christmas if you knew that they person was Jewish - right?? but if you don't know one way or the other, "happy holidays" is simply a polite way to err on the side of caution and wish someone well on a holiday that they don't celebrate. wtf is the big deal?? stand down Christians. stop playing the victim. no one is waging war on your religion. not in the US at least. besides, the Jews didn't accuse you of waging war on Judaism when you usurped Passover with Easter!

 

Also to me the holidays is obviously plural. We are also wishing a happy new year no matter which religious holiday you do or don't celebrate. Why are Christians waging war against New Years Day?