This forum sorely lacks any critical analysis more inspiring than "Does United suck mule balls or do mules suck United balls?" So I thought we should have a thread comparing the 2013 United squad versus the 2010 squad in a battle for the worst collection of sad sacks in the history of the planet. Jaime Moreno : Rafael Danny Alsopp : Lionard Pajoy Chris Pontius : Chris Pontius Santino Quaranta: Dwayne DeRosario Andy Najar : Nick DeLeon Adam Cristman : C*****s R**z Christian Castillo : Marcos Sanchez* Branko Boskovic : No Replacement Pablo Hernandez : Kyle Porter Junior Carreiro : Syamsir Alam Carlos Varela : Casey Townshend Who would win? My guess? 2010's Danny Alsopp makes an off-the-ball jog that leads to a 2013 own goal loser and takes home the George W. Bush Memorial Trophy for Catastrophic Failure in the Field of Godawful Sucking. Vamos United! *Yeah, I know. But it was just too easy.
I think you should compare Boskovic to Augusto. Yes, Augusto isn't with us anymore; but Boskovic only played part of 2010 too.
Not only did I get to see 4 Championships and 13 Trophies, but also 2 Unmitigated Disasters! Man when we do it bro, we do it big! VAMOS UNITED!
Maury, I am out of control! What-evah! What-evah! I do what I want! I do what I want! How do you like THIS IMAGE :
Hey, now we have something else to blame: According to Opta Stats, what the league table would look like if shots off the post counted as goals. Team Games Wins Draws Losses Points Points (+/-) Real Salt Lake 16 9 4 3 31 +4 Portland Timbers 15 8 5 2 29 +3 New York Red Bulls 16 8 3 5 27 +2 Philadelphia Union 15 8 2 5 26 +4 FC Dallas 15 7 4 4 25 -3 Sporting Kansas City 15 7 4 4 25 +3 LA Galaxy 14 7 1 6 22 +2 San Jose Earthquakes 16 6 4 6 22 +4 Colorado Rapids 15 5 6 4 21 +1 Vancouver Whitecaps 14 6 3 5 21 +2 Columbus Crew 15 5 5 5 20 – Montreal Impact 13 5 4 4 19 -7 New England Revolution 15 5 4 6 19 -1 Seattle Sounders FC 13 5 3 5 18 -3 Houston Dynamo 14 4 4 6 16 -6 Chicago Fire 13 3 4 6 13 +1 Chivas USA 13 3 2 8 11 – D.C. United 15 1 4 10 7 +1 Toronto FC 14 1 4 9 7 -4 Move over Orange Traffic Cone, there is a new inanimate object in town to hate! EDIT: Screw formatting.
In 2010, Andy Najar was a revelation who was the lone shining star in a cloud of inky oblivion. In 2013, Perry Kitchen hasn't consistently sucked.