A 60-day ATF standoff and barbequed cultists: Coming soon to a Texas hamlet near you!

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  1. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
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    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=/chitribts/texanswaryaspolygamoussectmovesin

    I believe there was a bit on this group here in the politics forum last year (maybe Blitzz Boy posted it?). Regardless, it's going to be one hell of a news cycle when this group of whack-jobs meets the business end of Operation: Very Big Hammer.
     
  2. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
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    Incidently...

    Jun 27 1844
    Mormon leader Joseph Smith, along with his brother Hyrum, are shot and killed by a mob while in jail at Carthage, Illinois. According to church legend, after Smith is shot a man raises a knife to decapitate him, but is thwarted by a thunderbolt from heaven.
     
  3. Deuteriumoxide

    May 27, 2003
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    all in the name of god.
     
  4. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Isn't that the cause of all the world's problems? Whatever name you use.
     
  5. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    Beer doesn't help, either.

    I was raised Mormon. Mormon lore is fascinating stuff re the whole lightening bolt scenario.

    As far as polygomy is concerned, I can't for the life of me fathom why the hell any dude would want more than one wife.
     
  6. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

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    Why is it that the words "Texas" and "Cult" go together?
     
  7. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
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    Re: A 60-day ATF standoff and barbequed cultists: Coming soon to a Texas hamlet near

    It sounds good when you are single, but once you are "in-country", so to speak, the song changes. One wife is not nearly as good as you imagined it, so two (or more) has to be worse by orders of magnitude.
     
  8. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
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    In LDS, all men are gods.
     
  9. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb............
     
  10. Blitzz Boy

    Blitzz Boy Member

    Apr 4, 2002
    The West Side
    Ha, ha; Texas suckers! We stuck you with Shawn Bradley and now these child-molesting asshats.

    LDS fundamentalists have not been into mass-murder or Waco-style standoffs since the days of the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Once in a while, someone like Ervil LeBaron will kill a few people, but they usually keep it in the family. Literally & figuratively.

    These guys are far too busy molesting 13-year-old girls to commit mass murder.
     
  11. caddawyk

    caddawyk New Member

    Jun 10, 2004
    Chicago
    actually, its California and cult that go together.
     
  12. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
     
  13. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    Re: A 60-day ATF standoff and barbequed cultists: Coming soon to a Texas hamlet near

    The grass is always greener until you own it.

    Revolt: LDS men believe they have the pontential to become gods, not the belief that they currently are. Personally, I'd just want the ability to be in two places at once. Fvck all the rest of that sh!t.
     
  14. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

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    I think cults find California too weird for them.
     
  15. Blitzz Boy

    Blitzz Boy Member

    Apr 4, 2002
    The West Side
    And how is a polygamist with a bunch of teenaged wives supposed to afford real estate in California?
     

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