DC United @ NJ team owned by cancer-causing energy drink

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by fatbastard, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I just hit Jimi at the email address on the first page. Dumb me, thinking that these games NEVER sell out, so I'm up for the weekend visiting my people (I'm originally from NY) and was expecting to just walk up and get a ticket for this game and cheer on DC. Dammit!
     
  2. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    Pretty sure he still has tickets and bus space :)
     
  3. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He just replied to me and said he has tickets. Don't need the bus space. i'm already up here in Queens, visiting my folks. Whew. That was scary. A darn sell-out? Good gracious.
     
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  4. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Dude, I haven't heard those since middle school!
     
  5. itwasi

    itwasi Member+

    May 9, 2008
    I don't know
    Club:
    DC United
  6. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know, I wanted to challenge him. None of those mother******* ever made it that far.
     
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  7. greekchampion04

    greekchampion04 Member+

    Apr 2, 2006
    Richmond, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  8. yabo

    yabo Member+

    Jun 1, 2000
    Poolesville, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Any streams for this game?
     
  9. greekchampion04

    greekchampion04 Member+

    Apr 2, 2006
    Richmond, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    check the pirate sites an hour or so before kickoff... surely there will be a stream or two of this game.
     
  10. MagpieFan

    MagpieFan Member+

    Apr 25, 2004
    Back in DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's worth the click to read the comments after the graphic.
     
  11. DecadeOfDCU26

    DecadeOfDCU26 Member+

    May 2, 2007
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With Houston and KC's shock losses today, this match is HUGE.

    Finally get a day off work tomorrow and get treated to England/Italy, the Hipster derby, and this one. Can't wait
     
  12. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Who can name all 31 players that played for both teams? I got to about 18 or so.
     
  13. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WARNING: truth about the team from Jersey ahead (and thus, grotesque obscenity); turn away now if that bothers you.

    I don't like the team from Jersey. I really don't like the team from Jersey. I really really don't like the team from Jersey. And I don't understand how someone else can possibly, possibly like them. Not if they're human, anyway.

    I mean, anyone with a synapse can see the Jersey team is just a bunch of vaginal sore biting, elephant prick sucking connoisseurs of anal sex with rabid pit bulls, who steal from the homeless orphaned handicapped; a bunch of gerbil-stuffing, syphilitic, frequent dinner guests of Jeffrey Dahmer, who annually tongue the sweat off the skin of the last-place horse at the Kentucky Derby; a bunch of Mother's Day-forgetting, maggot-ingesting lovers of the piss of a snake, who break into houses at night and fornicate with narcoleptic little girls; a group of twisted deves, fans of New Kids on the Block, whose favorite meal is ear-wax casserole with a topping of underarm shavings and a sidedish of pus-covered toenail clippings AND whose favorite beverage (notwithstanding their sponsorship) is the drainage from hospital ER suction bags; a team of purveyors of pedophiliac paederasty, who drill peep holes into the walls of elementary school bathrooms and who entertain themselves by pulling the teeth of quadraplegics out with pliers; a bunch of sick fucks, who don't feel like they really know a lover until they've made every orifice on his/her body run red, who won't go to Baskin-Robbins until they have an "enema discharge" flavor, and who have never said "I love you" to another human being but say it seventeen times nightly to their hands . . .

    Well, OK, maybe they're not *that* bad. But lord, they ain't good.
     
  14. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I didn't turn away, but I wish I had. I will not sleep for many nights without the help of narcotics.
     
  15. peruytu

    peruytu Member

    Jan 19, 2003
    New York
    Club:
    Universitario de Deportes
    Nat'l Team:
    Peru
    United fan here living near the arena. Are any of you coming to the game? I'm desperate need of two tickets. I messed up, I should have bought tickets in advance but games here are NEVER sold out. I would appreciate if anybody can get in touch with me. Thanks!
     
  16. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Yo, Bootsy, you forgot to mention Sandusky.

    Anyone notice how much handsomer Bruce was when he coached DCU?
     
  17. hurricane1091

    hurricane1091 New Member

    Oct 30, 2011
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I live in South Jersey and need to go to this game. If anyone has two tickets, please email me hurricane1091@yahoo.com and I will buy them
     
  18. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    As a master of leaving it late, I have to say you left it late.:D

    I'd recommend going to O'Donnell's in Harrison where everybody's meeting up. Find Jimi, he had a few tickets last I heard. As a last resort, there's always scalpers out front; if you walk in with the DC fans they probably won't check your seats.

    Vamos.



    You're a RB fan? I heard the game was sold out. Too bad.



    PS. Bootsy, I know a therapist if you want to talk. :)
     
  19. peruytu

    peruytu Member

    Jan 19, 2003
    New York
    Club:
    Universitario de Deportes
    Nat'l Team:
    Peru
    Yeah my girlfriend just passed by O'Donnell's to see if anybody is there, and as of 1:30pm, nobody was there yet. I'll wait a little longer until we try again. Yeah, I'll also be looking for scalpers. Thanks for your reply.
     
  20. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, given the 4+ hours it takes to drive up, 1:30pm is a little early.
     
  21. Murr

    Murr Member+

    Apr 14, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    DC United
    I got those 3 DVR'd and can't wait to see when I get off work. Also got beers on ice and fajitas to grill tonight :)

    Does anybody know the name of the tall thin trophy at the bottom right of the trouphy case?
     
  22. asitis

    asitis Member+

    Mar 30, 2005
    Charlottesville
    Although it doesn't look anything like that, by a process of elimination, I believe it's the Inter American Cup.

    asitis
     
  23. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let's go! But I gotta tell you, their stadium is incredible. What a waste.
     
  24. MonTheYanks

    MonTheYanks New Member

    Jun 24, 2012
    Club:
    Carolina Railhawks
    In response to the DC Haters since 96 tifo, someone PLEASE make a tifo that has a picture of all the trophies DC has won that says "Haters Gonna Hate"
     
  25. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Goal Pontious in the 1st minute!
     

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