Howard Webb Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Referee' started by code1390, Feb 12, 2012.

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  1. code1390

    code1390 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 25, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 code1390, Feb 12, 2012
    Screenshot of him doing is 4th official thing. Wanted to see what captions you guys could come up with.

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  2. footyref1

    footyref1 Member

    Nov 2, 2010
    South Carolina
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 footyref1, Feb 12, 2012

    #1 Mr. Clean's got nothing on me.

    #2 Why can't my puffy coat be more like the Voyeur's?

    Matthew - www.footyref.blogspot.com
     
  3. uniqueconstraint

    uniqueconstraint Member+

    Jul 17, 2009
    Indianapolis,Indiana - home of the Indy Eleven!
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 uniqueconstraint, Feb 12, 2012
    "Bring to me Moses..."
     
  4. Gary V

    Gary V Member+

    Feb 4, 2003
    SE Mich.
    #4 Gary V, Feb 12, 2012
    "See, I can stare as good as Collina."
     
  5. oldreferee

    oldreferee Member

    May 16, 2011
    Tampa
    #5 oldreferee, Feb 12, 2012
    Dr. Manhattan still watches.
     
  6. ATLref

    ATLref New Member

    Jun 19, 2009
    #6 ATLref, Feb 12, 2012
    Did I turn the oven off? Yeah, I must have. Right? But I don't remember turning it off. Hmm. And we've only played 13 minutes. Bloody hell, this is going to drive me crazy.
     
  7. footyref1

    footyref1 Member

    Nov 2, 2010
    South Carolina
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7 footyref1, Feb 12, 2012
  8. timtheref

    timtheref Member

    Aug 23, 2010
    #8 timtheref, Feb 12, 2012
    Busted by Superman again. Back to the drawing board.
     
  9. soccerman771

    soccerman771 Member

    Jul 16, 2011
    Dallas, Texas area
    Club:
    FC Schalke 04
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #9 soccerman771, Feb 12, 2012
    WTH is he doing out there??? I could be doing such a better job out there with 1 less watch..
     
  10. footyref1

    footyref1 Member

    Nov 2, 2010
    South Carolina
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 footyref1, Feb 12, 2012
    +1

    Matthew - www.footyref.blogspot.com
     
  11. aaronriley

    aaronriley Member

    Jul 9, 2011
    #11 aaronriley, Feb 12, 2012
    Why did Collina have a child with Spock?
     
  12. uniqueconstraint

    uniqueconstraint Member+

    Jul 17, 2009
    Indianapolis,Indiana - home of the Indy Eleven!
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #12 uniqueconstraint, Feb 12, 2012
    1. Hope there isn't much stoppage time, I already have to pee.

    2. Wait, this doesn't look like Old Trafford...last time I take a drink offered by Dowd!
     
  13. nonya

    nonya Member

    Mar 2, 2006
    #13 nonya, Feb 12, 2012
    Crap, I forgot to go to the bathroom...they are only going to get 1 minute of stoppage time no matter what happens.
     
  14. GTReferee

    GTReferee Member

    Feb 24, 2011
    #14 GTReferee, Feb 12, 2012
    "It's cold days like this that I wish I had
    some hair."
     
  15. hula

    hula Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 16, 2009
    Los Angeles
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Denmark
    #15 hula, Feb 12, 2012
    "How can I give United a penalty when they're not even PLAYING? Must figure this out......"
     
  16. CalCard

    CalCard Member

    May 5, 2008
    CA
    #16 CalCard, Feb 13, 2012
    Excellent!

    "So it shall be written... So it shall be done!"
     
  17. DadOf6

    DadOf6 Member

    Jul 4, 2005
    Taylorsville, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #17 DadOf6, Feb 13, 2012
    When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!
     
  18. fairplayforlife

    fairplayforlife Member+

    Mar 23, 2011
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #18 fairplayforlife, Feb 13, 2012

    1. I hope no one notices I'm not really assigned to this game.
    2. I hope the Ref doesn't get hurt, I went commando under these pants.
     
  19. uniqueconstraint

    uniqueconstraint Member+

    Jul 17, 2009
    Indianapolis,Indiana - home of the Indy Eleven!
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 uniqueconstraint, Feb 13, 2012
    I almost spit out my coffee laughing at that one. :D
     
  20. blueboy

    blueboy Member

    Oct 26, 2000
    #20 blueboy, Feb 13, 2012
    1. Boy, I'm glad I'm the 4th official - I suck so bad I should never get another center or even an AR assignment.
     
  21. footyref1

    footyref1 Member

    Nov 2, 2010
    South Carolina
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #21 footyref1, Feb 13, 2012
    Cause baby, you're a firework! Come one, show 'em what you're worth....man I love that song.

    Matthew - www.footyref.blogspot.com
     
  22. Nestapele

    Nestapele Member

    Dec 10, 2005
    MD, USA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #22 Nestapele, Feb 13, 2012
    I had the same reaction :D
     
  23. Alberto

    Alberto Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Northern, New Jersey
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #23 Alberto, Feb 13, 2012
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
    I should have sent off Nigel de Jung
     
  24. IllinoisRef

    IllinoisRef Member

    Jul 6, 2011
    Club:
    Flamengo Rio Janeiro
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    #24 IllinoisRef, Feb 13, 2012
    Lock the thread!!! The contest is over!!! :D:D
     
  25. sm. town ref

    sm. town ref Member

    Aug 24, 2009
    Canada
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    #25 sm. town ref, Feb 14, 2012


    PHEW!! Coach, please.... couldn't you wait until you were in the restroom?
     
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