Another kick in the Junk

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  1. Weber King

    Weber King Member

    Sep 28, 2001
    North Andover, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anyone see the Shields MRI commercials with Tedy Bruschi during the football games yesterday?

    The logos for the Pats, Celtics, Bruins and Revs are there just behind him.

    "The MRI provider of the Partriots, Celtics and Bruins", he says.

    No mention of the Revs, whatsoever.

    Way to work that sponsorship, Bob & Jonathan.

    EDIT: Monty, can we fix the thread title?
     
  2. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Another kick in the Jumk

    On the other hand, on ZLX this morning, there is a guy who does a thing called "don't be that guy" where he goes on a rant. This week it was about some idiot who predected the Pats would go undefeated after yesterday's game. As part of the rant, he said that the other teams have all won championships since the last time the Pats did, and even the Revolution came close. "I bet they will even win one before the Pats do..."

    Well, obviously he knows about the Revs but doesn't follow them at all...

    Very surprised to even hear a mention.
     
  3. KaptPowers

    KaptPowers Member

    Dec 29, 2003
    Arlington, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Another kick in the Jumk

    Along the same lines, this partnership with United Healthcare has been less than impressive. Where’s the Revs/UH commercial, for example? magicJack’s got Abby Wambach in theirs, and that team doesn’t even have a proper website. I’ve got a VW car racing game app on my iPhone and half the ads on the track are giant DC United logos. Where’s the cross-promotion (or the promotion at all)?
     
  4. Autogolazo

    Autogolazo BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 19, 2000
    Bombay Beach, CA
    With a gun at her head.

    The stress on her face is palpable as she peddles that garbage.
     
  5. patfan1

    patfan1 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 1999
    Nashua, NH
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Another kick in the Jumk

    Something like this would be nice. But no one would accuse the Revs of knowing how to actually market.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_YAZEwYl54"]Timbers Coach in Alaska Airlines commercial - YouTube[/ame]
     
  6. eric_appleby

    eric_appleby Member+

    Jun 11, 1999
    Down East
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. Chowda

    Chowda Member

    Sep 13, 2004
    Rhode Island
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Robbie Keane coming to MLS, but not the Revs where he could actually make a difference in the stands, is far and away a bigger deal than these insignificant instances. Of course, sponsors not really caring could be a products of owners who don't really care.
     
  8. KaptPowers

    KaptPowers Member

    Dec 29, 2003
    Arlington, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don’t even get me started on the Keane thing.

    We don’t know what the total of the shirt sponsorship is, but it had to be over a million didn’t it? What confuses me is UH forking over that much money and then being content for the partnership to remain in neutral. No TV spots, no radio spots, no jerseys with the sponsorship logo available in the pro shop, nothing beyond a sparsely-attended conference at the stadium. UH can pay me a fat chunk to be my sponsor and I promise to do a little more to publicize it.
     
  9. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, I love that Alsaska Airlines spot... And the RSL one where they were defending the castle, and a bunch of other ones that are far better than a guy on a fishing boat holding a scarf.

    You'd think that with some of the genuie personalities on this team -- Reis and Soares come to mind, and there are probably others -- it shouldn't be all that hard to create something that works and is funny without trying hard to be.

    Do you really think they couldn't have done our version of that ad with Nicol in the suregon's kit telling the patient that he's being a "ponce" and that he should "ge' baack ooot there, ett's jooost a wee li-ul flesh wound"
     
  10. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Healthcare ain't funny.
     
  11. LongDuckDong

    LongDuckDong Member+

    Jan 26, 2011
    Club:
    FC Schalke 04
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is true. If they came out with a geniunely funny commercial, I'd laugh for 5 seconds before remembering that private health insurers are destroying our country.
     
  12. patfan1

    patfan1 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 1999
    Nashua, NH
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As much as I agree, I think anyone that flies often would tell you that flying isn't fun either.
     
  13. LongDuckDong

    LongDuckDong Member+

    Jan 26, 2011
    Club:
    FC Schalke 04
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, airlines with crappy service are still better than insurers responsible for the deaths of thousands with cronic/terminal illnesses ;)
     
  14. RevsFanDan

    RevsFanDan Member

    May 24, 2005
    North Shore
    Club:
    SSC Napoli
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It sure is when you get the bill each month..!! =)
     
  15. BigFrank

    BigFrank New Member

    Apr 3, 1999
    Dublin, Ireland
    Shields performed a MRI on the Revos.
    Came up empty.
     
  16. Chowda

    Chowda Member

    Sep 13, 2004
    Rhode Island
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    But fat people are a riot. Also, ridicule is an effective motivational tool. Combine the two and you have a winning campaign to fight obesity.
     
  17. beryl420

    beryl420 Member

    Apr 25, 2002
    Hartford
    I am genuinely horrified by this response and attitude. I sent you a private message to explain why..happy to continue the dialogue there.

    Not the first time this issue has arisen with the UNH deal
     
  18. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Member+

    SSC Napoli
    Feb 16, 1999
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't take anyone seriously who has 420 in their name field.
     
  19. RevsLiverpool

    RevsLiverpool Member+

    Nov 12, 2005
    Boston
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So true. In terms of the sponsorship, here are some snarky co-marketing ideas (couldn't resist).

    • Add the Revs to the UNH "health education" area of their website called Healthcare Lane. It's a happy little Healthcare Patriot Place with a pharmacist, dentist, fitness and assorted other happy places. Kind of looks like Foxboro actually..lots of room for a SSS! :D
    • Make little cartoon characters of injured Revs stumbling in and out of the little health clinic, maybe Dabo could give a talk on medicare or something.
    • The Drive in Theatre is a great place to have a "meet the Revs trainers" virtual session to educate Revs fans about some aspect of health.
    • No pro shop yet - Looks like there's room for Healthcare Lane e-expansion!
     
  20. Jon Martin

    Jon Martin Member+

    Apr 25, 2000
    SE Mass
    He's not the only one who feels that way.
     
  21. beryl420

    beryl420 Member

    Apr 25, 2002
    Hartford
    Well, I could have that in my name for any number of reasons, but it isn't the reason you think.
     
  22. beryl420

    beryl420 Member

    Apr 25, 2002
    Hartford
    If you choose, I'm happy to have the same conversation with you or anyone else via private message I am having with LongDuckDong and that I have had with others. Just drop me a line.

    I just figure that most people here don't want such a discussion on this board.
     
  23. SeñorFutbol

    SeñorFutbol Member

    Feb 15, 2006
    If you don't have health insurance then I don't recommend being a Revs fan.

    It is necessary to cover multiple conditions that arise by supporting this franchise.
     
  24. LongDuckDong

    LongDuckDong Member+

    Jan 26, 2011
    Club:
    FC Schalke 04
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why not? It's not like we have any real soccer stuff to talk about; just he said she said rumors, crappy performances, and delusional Rev employees.

    We can talk about the crappy state of our government/society/economy to forget about the Revs (shouldn't it be vice versa? :D ).
     
  25. LongDuckDong

    LongDuckDong Member+

    Jan 26, 2011
    Club:
    FC Schalke 04
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Speaking of "kicks in the junk," I imagine Team Opps would kick our fans in the junk if they saw something like this at a Rev game.

    [​IMG]

    Yes, that is former Schalke 04 GK Manuel Neuer "going down" on Bayern Munich chairman Uli Hoeness in his tighty whities.

    When I saw this, I immediately thought of the YSA incident earlier this year. My girlfriend phrased it perfectly, "wow, and you guys get in trouble for saying *h*t a few times?"
     

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