Mike Magee is the Freaking Highlander

epic truth.

 

the truth

 

Because he could destroy time through the power of his greatness, Mike Magee allows JPA to play in his place.

 

Mike Magee can travel faster than the speed of light, so time is meaningless to him.

 

When Mike Magee made his fist of fury gesture after scoring against Dallas, it created a shockwave of pure energy that traveled millions of miles and pulverized an asteroid that would otherwise have destroyed the Earth.

You saved us again, Mike Magee!

 

Mike Magee is faster than the speed of dark.

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lars

 

Bruce, start the man whose alter ego is Bradley Cooper for the REST OF THE SEASON.

Now.

 

Word on the street is, Bradley Cooper stayed back and asked for Mike Magee's autograph and picture. He burst into tears when he left.

 

lmfao

 

There is a school of thought in physics known as the "Many Worlds Interpretation". In this theory, every possible outcome of an event or decision causes the universe to branch into an independent parallel dimension. In effect, there is a dimension for every timeline, decision and possibility.

In all of them, Mike Magee is awesome.

 

Niiiiiiice


Let me guess, you watched the premiere of the new Discovery show "Curiosity" didn't you?

Well, if you didn't you should. It explains why a god isn't necessary for the universe to exist.... but if you pay close attention to what Stephen Hawking is saying, he does elude to the fact Mike Magee is necessary.

 

Stephen Hawking is an elaborate cover for Mike Magee's work in Quantum Physics. He operates him by remote control.

 

press F5 to feel refreshed

 

Also called "The Mike Magee Button" because nobody's fresher.

 

Women have a Mike Magee button..... but only Mike Magee has ever found it.

 

Will Smith's original rapper name - The Mike magee of Bellair.

 

EA sports has begged Mike Magee to be on the cover of the FIFA games for the last 5 years saying that just his face alone would make it the most popular game alive.

 

Chuck Norris' MLS Fantasy team is 11 Magees

Balotelli was pulled off in the game not because of the backheel, but because Magee breathed on him too hard,scans reveal all of Balotellis bones were broken

 

Mike Magee thought of putting fish in Balotelli's car first

 

Robbie Keane has been calling MLS for years begging for a chance to play alongside Mike Magee. But each time Mike's reply was the same - Not yet my son.

Then yesterday Mike Magee decided It Was Time. When given permission to sign Robbie, Garber and Arena fell to their knees and wept openly just from witnessing Mike Magee's wisdom and mercy.

 

Mike Magee taught me how to make love to a woman and scold a child.

 

Mike Magee taught me how to dougie.

 

Mike Magee taught me how to stick it to the man. And he also taught me how to do this.

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"Brad Friedel" is just Mike Magee in a fatsuit.

 

Mike Magee can retract his hair at will

ever seen Mike and Tim Howard together?.... makes you think eh?