Dallas Has an Awesome New Soccer Club

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by Hitman, May 20, 2011.

  1. Hitman

    Hitman Member+

    Mar 31, 1999
    Sure, its just an amateur indoor team, but hot-damn some of the funniest and well done branding I've seen in a long time.

    Meet "Portman-Kunis United" aka: "The Sissors"

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  2. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
  3. WarrenAbao

    WarrenAbao New Member

    Jul 7, 1999
    Grand Prairie, Tex.
    So...what is their mascot?

    [tosses softball]
     
  4. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Cedar Hill, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i don't get it...
     
  5. chazsoccer

    chazsoccer Member

    Nov 22, 1999
    Republic of Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Did you click the link in the article? It explains a little bit. :)
     
  6. Hitman

    Hitman Member+

    Mar 31, 1999
    I'm going to assume you are serious, so allow me to explain:

    Part One: "Portman-Kunis United" Refers to the lesbian scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in "Black Swan" (hence the black swan in the number)

    Part Two: Team nickname and nape logo "The Sissors", refers to this classic South Park episode, and specifically this scene. Click the link below. Warning: Those with a sensitive sense of humor, might be offended

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183603/hot-scissoring

    Now you know why this is funny and awesome.
     
  7. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Cedar Hill, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I forget that sarcasm doesn't work over the internet.
     
  8. WarrenAbao

    WarrenAbao New Member

    Jul 7, 1999
    Grand Prairie, Tex.
    What's sarcasm?
     
  9. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    What's the internet?
     

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