Pfft... like you're gonna be raptured what with drinking and all. There's no way THAT sort of evildoing will go unpunished. ... and you. You fellas will be the FIRST in the fire and brimstone. PS. Actually I'm not entirely clear what brimstone is but I'm guessing it's probably unpleasant. It's gonna be a bit of a bummer if people have been good all their lives to avoid it and it ends up being like a nice comfy armchair with 'feet-up' relaxing mode, a bit like a lazee-boy.
It's easy to tell... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Occg29DsI7k"]YouTube - United Appeal For The Dead‏[/ame]
What if the world ended and there wasn't anyone around to hear it, because we all got raptured. Would it make a sound?
Somebody sent me this. It's pretty funny FAQ for my Students: The Rapture http://spoonbot.com/wordpress/?p=168 BTW, my parents are still here, so I know for sure that there was no rapture.
Perhaps rather than being "rapture day", maybe May 21 is really just round one of the "rapture draft". You know, a few members of the church choir are missing on Sunday morning, but the pastor and congregation are still there.
I'm seeing a really bright light. Never mind, the sun is out here for the first time in 8 days. I guess I will start preparing for my soccer game tomorrow, Memorial Day weekend and to atone for Yom Kippur.
Well, there was a 6.1 earthquake off of New Zealand. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/quakes_big.php