F'n Rangers...

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by JPB4, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. ivannomad

    ivannomad Member

    Aug 7, 2007
    Tyler, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    ********'n Rangers... So FCDallas Game #1 will either be against the biggest sporting event in Dallas since.... ummm MLSCUP 2005/2006:)D), or on a Thursday????
     
  2. cowtown

    cowtown Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 8, 2006
    Plano, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does anybody remember the furniture commercial they used to play at halftime where the loud fat guy with the baseball bat is wailing on the dresser that's slightly behind him with his little sausage arms, but he never breaks eye contact with the camera in front of him? F'ing awesome stuff! Then, just when you're recovering, he pulls a big drawer out of another dresser, way too fast and then has no idea what to do with it.

    I must have rewound that commercial and watched it 20 times the first time I saw it, and I giggled like a schoolgirl every subsequent time it came on. Alas, all his newer commercials are merely generically bad, and we may never see that level of brilliance again.
     
  3. MAVSFAN82

    MAVSFAN82 Member

    Oct 30, 2005
    Dallas, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Final Out:

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  4. Streen

    Streen Member

    Mar 1, 2009
    East of Dallas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I love that commercial. It should be on the intertubes, because it was in one of the Viral Video Film School segments about commercials (where I learned Cleveland Brown's furniture store rap-dance was an actual commercial).
     
  5. cowtown

    cowtown Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 8, 2006
    Plano, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I found it! Well, half of it. The subtly awesome drawer coda is missing, but the main greatness of the baseball bat part is intact.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8SypEdz0Ug"]YouTube - Town & Country Furniture Commercial (DFW)[/ame]
     
  6. Pegasus

    Pegasus Member+

    Apr 20, 1999
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Reminds me of Marshall Lucky blowing the $%#@ out of high prices in the film Used Cars.
     
  7. Jayhawk1106

    Jayhawk1106 New Member

    Jan 31, 2008
    Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FC Dallas is at 4pm. World Series is at 630. Only thing that'll make anyone miss anything will be traffic.
     
  8. Thedza

    Thedza Member

    Jan 16, 2007
    Funkytown
    The Rangers game is at 5:30. So expect maybe 5K to show up for the FCD game.
     
  9. Autogolazo

    Autogolazo BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 19, 2000
    Bombay Beach, CA
    Ah, the Rangers.

    "Throw 'em the old Puffball, Gaylord!"

    I can still hear that cry echoing through the old half-empty Arlington Stadium.

    Sunburns and buckets o' beer out in the bleachers. Seven Seas next door.

    Good times.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Y6lgn-AiQ"]YouTube - Ode To The Texas Rangers[/ame]
     
  10. Furacao del Norte

    Mar 13, 2009
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    First pitch is 5:57, and they're showing the game at PHP. I don't think it's coincidence that the FCD game will end pretty much exactly at 5:57.

    I think the 4:00 time is deliberate. As late in the day as they can get without overlapping at all with the Rangers. Trying to put the game after the Rangers would mean they'd need to start at 9:30 or 10:00, and even then, they might start before the Rangers are done, and that would lead to nobody in the stands at game time.

    It's the best they could have done with the situation they had.
     
  11. england66

    england66 Member+

    Jan 6, 2004
    dallas, texas
    Aren't the Mavs playing at the AAC at the same time as the Rangers..??
     
  12. Kermmy803

    Kermmy803 Member

    Jul 10, 2002
    Denton County, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No. They play Memphis @ AAC on Friday night.
     
  13. giggshasscored

    Jun 5, 2004
    Omaha
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6bHIuD81cE"]YouTube - Hi Ho Rangers Away[/ame]
     
  14. boomersooner027

    May 13, 2004
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    Bahamas
    Their home opener is tonight.

    By the way, I was at the Stars game last night and that place was nowhere near half full.
     
  15. england66

    england66 Member+

    Jan 6, 2004
    dallas, texas
    Bingo.....that ship done sailed and the bloom is definately off the Stars....praise the Lord.
     
  16. england66

    england66 Member+

    Jan 6, 2004
    dallas, texas
    It's the Dallas Stars that play saturday at 7pm......won't be hardly anyone there.....
     
  17. WarrenAbao

    WarrenAbao New Member

    Jul 7, 1999
    Grand Prairie, Tex.
    A Hicks Sports Group production.
     
  18. giggshasscored

    Jun 5, 2004
    Omaha
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A Hicks Sports Group destruction
     
  19. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    Same difference
     
  20. burning247

    burning247 Member+

    Liverpool FC
    England
    Sep 16, 2000
    Dallas
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    The title of this thread is becoming more fitting by the game...
     
  21. Kermmy803

    Kermmy803 Member

    Jul 10, 2002
    Denton County, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why change after 39 years? :eek:
     
  22. the shelts

    the shelts Member+

    Jun 30, 2005
    Providence RI
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    I'll be heading to the game. Recently got posted in Big D for a year and so bought ducats for next year and surprised they offered me a comp for the game on Saturday. Then I realized the Rangers game would take a huge bite out of attendance and realized why.
     
  23. Unak78

    Unak78 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 17, 2007
    PSG & Enyimba FC
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Nigeria
    How many franchises/clubs has Hicks mismanaged now. Too bad Liverpool can't get out from under his thumb like the Rangers and Stars did. He's going to drive them into relegation and it will be sad.

    What's ridiculous is that noone will sell Mark Cuban a baseball team but Hicks kept buying team after team.
     
  24. Kermmy803

    Kermmy803 Member

    Jul 10, 2002
    Denton County, TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Liverpool sale went through a couple of weeks ago. He will not get the chance to relegate them.
     
  25. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To be fair, Hicks did own the Stars 10 years ago when they were winning a Stanley Cup and President's Trophies.
     

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