Inspired by landis's questionaire about helping him with his job of picking the FIFA 2005 US Nat Team... https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99392
I think you're missing one option, soccer scout for MLS(or any team really). That would be my dream job, getting PAID to travel and WATCH as much soccer as humanly possible.
Toolhead, you are correct. Scout could be fun. Maybe Alexi can be a proxi for scouting? I wanted to add several others, like the US Nat goalkeeper coach Milutin Soskic, who has had some remarkable job security over the years. But polls are limited to 8 options.