In-Match/Pre-match :: MLS DC United @ New England Revolution 8.07.10 7:30 PM EST

Where have you gone, Ali Curtis? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Yeah, it's that bad.

 

I'm not expecting the second coming of Eddie Pope, but I do think that it's not too much to ask for him to at least attempt to mark the guy he's stood next to on a set piece.

 

I just had 6 wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. That was more enjoyable than this season.

 

Lalas has respect for what the Krafts have done in NE. WTF?

 

Gibbs should be out.

 

I have recently discovered the wonders of putting ammonia on mosquito bites -- though, evidently, it doesn't work for everybody.

 

What the hell?

 

My wife's comment about United: "There is a distinct lack of skill here."

 

The Summer of 2010 - When both my dog and my team died.

 

Hey, MLS ref. What else can we expect?

 

At least we have USOC failure, or next year's CONCACAF failure to look forward to.

 

Damn.

 

...not even in a brothel.

 

What the hell. Bring in Moreno.

 

Holy Crap do I hate Vaughn.

 

Really. I will have to try it, skeeters are bad this summer.

 

But hey guys, we beat both AC Milan AND Portsmouth!! Who the hell beats Portsmouth these days?

 

six

 

I still can't believe radio allows the word "skeet."

 

Hernandez has been worthless today.

 

It denatures the proteins in the mosquito saliva -- or whatever it is. Sold commercially as "AfterBite," but apparently plain old ammonia works just as well.

 

I mowed my grass tonight.

HBR

 

Within 30 seconds he passed up two clear shots. I thought he was a forward.

 

Scratching helps too.

 

At least we have something of value to take away from this thread.