What Does Jeff Agoos Do?

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  1. Metrosuccess

    Metrosuccess Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Out of curiosity what does he do? Is he still with Red Bull? Is he a scout or anythinmg to do with this team? I never hear anything about his responsibilities and just wondering if he is really still involved. If he is I have to wonder why.
     
  2. NYCfan

    NYCfan New Member

    Aug 25, 2006
    NYC, New York
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes he's still collecting a paycheck. Other than that and in answer to your overall line of questioning... F@ck knows.
     
  3. tp1073

    tp1073 New Member

    Nov 1, 2006
    NJ
    It seems like his big job this week was escorting Christopher Sullivan over to the FSC pre-game show. That's well worth the paycheck, isn't it?
     
  4. Onionsack

    Onionsack BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Jul 21, 2003
    New York City
    Club:
    FC Girondins de Bordeaux
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I dont knwo what he does, but theless the better.
     
  5. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Absolutely nothing.
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  6. Metros Striker10

    Metros Striker10 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Planet Earth
    Act really cocky after the game when fans ask for an autograph? This dude is a no body on this team. Erik Soler signed my program with all smiles before the game. I don't get why some of these guys on the team are so cocky. Steve Cangelosi included....JP is one of the best American commentators of all time and is a billion times more down to Earth than Steve.
     
  7. Carbonero

    Carbonero Red Card

    May 10, 2008
    replace the urinal cakes in the men's bathroom
     
  8. GIO17

    GIO17 Member

    Nov 29, 1998
    I was going to say he was cleaning everyone's desk and scrubbing the private bathrooms of Erik Soler & Hans Backe.
     
  9. Metrosuccess

    Metrosuccess Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well. i guess it is better than the public bathrooms....:p
     
  10. Simmonie

    Simmonie Member

    Jun 12, 2008
    Paterson, NJ
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    Jamaica
    If anyone is interested, a friend of mine just spotted Agoos scouting in Alabama at the NSPL final four.
     
  11. jamison

    jamison Member

    Sep 25, 2000
    NYC
    At this point, it isn't about what he does, it is about what he doesn't do.

    He doesn't sign players.

    He doesn't draft players.

    He doesn't trade players.

    That, is a win-win-muther**********in'-win if ever there was one.
     
  12. lenlen

    lenlen Member

    Apr 24, 2003
    Queens NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw him on a Ustream broadcast, at half time they interview him he said he was scouting players but didn't want to mention names , it was the NSPL all-star game
     
  13. metz

    metz Member

    Jan 17, 2003
    He jerk 24 hours a day, that it is what he do....
     
  14. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He doesn't sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. He doesn't sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, he doesn't do that.
     
  15. Black Tide

    Black Tide Member+

    Mar 8, 2007
    the 8th Dimension

    But what he really wants to do is spend time with your daughter. He is good at it.
     
  16. CbR

    CbR Member

    Nov 10, 2000
    Bergen County NJ
    Agoos is my friend on FB. His farmville farm is INSANE. the most baller farm i have ever seen. Probably took months of hard work to make
     
  17. j1mbr0wn

    j1mbr0wn Member

    Jun 3, 2005
    Newark, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What does Jeff Agoos do? I think he waits a month or so, then bumps this thread again...
     
  18. foote5252

    foote5252 New Member

    Jun 8, 2005
    he is head of scouting for RBNY
     
  19. irishapple21

    irishapple21 Member

    Apr 4, 2005
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    How did Jeff Agoos, who did heck all for RBNY over the years, become head of anything at RBNY? Shouldn't he be making himself useful by running DC deeper into the ground?
     
  20. Carbonero

    Carbonero Red Card

    May 10, 2008

    scouting sheep maybe
     
  21. Carbonero

    Carbonero Red Card

    May 10, 2008
    he spins the sprinkler around at halftime
     

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