Post-match: DC United @ Houston Dynamo

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Riz, May 22, 2010.

  1. Black.White&Red

    Sep 9, 2009
    Club:
    DC United
    His distribution was excellent too...
     
  2. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Cristman and Allsop are both #3 forwards in a 4-4-2. They try hard, but are limited. I like Morsink as well, but he's being asked to drive the offense, and he can't do it. Pena is done, I had hoped for more, but whether rookies or veterans are paired with him he's still ********ing slow and will get beat by pace every damn time. The rest of them, I don't even want to think about right now, because all of them have mothers, and I must hold my tongue.
     
  3. La Barra Blonde

    Oct 21, 2007
    Section 135
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He also had a few "Yeah I caught that ball, bitches!" looks so hopefully he's getting his mojo back.
     
  4. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The second goal was not quality. It was two central defenders on one attacker, who decided to act like 10 year old's and watch the ball and not the lone dangerous player in the middle. :mad:
     
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  5. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Code:
    STANDARD 2010 D.C. UNITED POST-MATCH ANALYSIS FORM
    Version 1.0
    
    In the match on __05-22-2010______
    at [ ] home   [x] away
    against ___Houston______
    
    
    Our forwards:
    [x] couldn't finish when they get balls in dangerous places;
    [x] weren't capable of creating a shot on their own;
    [ ] exhibited a low work rate;
    [ ] consistently mistimed their runs;
    [x] had no ideas;
    [x] in yet another match.
    
    However, in their defense:
    [x] they rarely, if ever, got good service;
    [x] they had to come too far back to receive the ball;
    [x] as usual.
    
    Meanwhile, our midfield
    [x] was disorganized;
    [x] consistently made poor decisions;
    [x] was dispossessed under pressure easily;
    [x] made bad passing decisions;
    [x] executed passes badly;
    [ ] looked unmotivated;
    [ ] looked tired;
    [x] didn't get back on defense;
    [x] defended poorly;
    [x] was too slow on the counter;
    [x] couldn't send a good ball into the box to save their lives;
    [x] generally gave the forwards little to work with;
    [x] like they usually are/do.
    
    As for our defenders, they
    [x] were indefensible;
    [x] were disorganized;
    [x] were punished for lapses in concentration;
    [x] showed bad positioning and were beaten for speed too easily;
    [x] got caught forward too often, creating space to attack the goal
         [x] especially our outside backs;
    [ ] needs to learn to not clear balls towards the center;
    [x] just like last match;
         [x] and the matches before that.
    
    
    Our keeper
    [ ] is inexperienced, and it shows;
    [ ] is too experienced to make the kind of mental mistakes he made;
    [ ] needs to deal better with balls in the air;
    [ ] strands himself too often;
    [x] needs to improve distribution;
    [x] had communication issues with the defense;
    [x] was let down by the defense too many times.
    
    Our play, in general
    [x] is too preedictable;
    [x] lacks ideas;
    [x] is too committed to hopeful long balls towards wherever the forwards are;
    [x] was never really threatening;
    [x] as usual.
    
    To solve this, we clearly need:
    
    [x] a new coach
         [ ] who is better at player development
         [x] who is better at motivating players
         [ ] who is better at choosing lineups
         [x] who is better at game preparation
         [x] who is better at game management (substitutions, tactical changes)
    [x] some new players
         [x] with more talent or skill
         [x] with better fitness
         [x] who are smarter, and with a better sense of the game
         [ ] with more heart
    [x] a new trainer
         [x] who knows how to prepare a team for a season
         [x] who knows how to best rehabilitate an injured player
         [ ] who will stand up to the coach and say "no, this guy isn't ready yet"
    [x] new player personnel management
         [x] who are better at identifying (and not mis-identifying) talent
         [x] who don't let established relationships with other player sources
           	 get in the way of bringing in *good* players
    
     
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  6. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    I have to ask based on what.

    I'm an amateur, but I believe I could get on the field and defend both of those guys. They don't have speed, they can't win one-on-ones, and they can't finish.

    The team is an embarrassment, as dull as any DC United team I've ever seen. After the AC Milan game the attendance will continue to go down, and the team will continue to lose. Unless something changes. JMO.
     
  7. uniteo

    uniteo Member+

    Sep 2, 2000
    Rockville, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    actually, it was an outside defender passing his mark on to a central defender who didn't pick him up...either Graye didn't communicate of Pena is so old he's going deaf. Given Graye looked like he had no idea what was going on the rest of the game, I'm guessing he forgot to tell Pena someone was coming from behind.

    Talley, ughh. Castillo sure tried, bless his heart.

    At least Perkins got his groove back and Pontius is back without getting his leg broken by Landin (who will get suspended for that). I hate Stott, Stott hates DCU, why does he ref our games...

    why in the world did Onalfo think you could start Allsop, Christman, and Moreno without leving your defense exposed? 2 forwards without quality and one without legs...
     
  8. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Really poor showing, there simply is no reason to believe that this is a first division professional team any longer.
     
  9. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Also, they need to put Moreno back in the creative midfield spot. It's time to end the experiment in the midfield.
     
  10. tmas

    tmas Member

    Dec 30, 2002
    There was a couple random bursts, centering around Pontius, where there was almost a glimmer of hope. Unfortunately, Pontius was the only one able to do anything resembling offense. Allsopp I really believe can be a useful forward... in a much better team. He has enough foot skill to get by and create some goals, if he has some help. Castillo is going to make me accidentally destroy my TV. Get off my team. He shows no forward motion with the ball, and when he does, its at the absolute worst time, where he is easily dispossessed. And what the hell was with the karate chop to Waibel(??)? Easily one of the most useless players out there.

    There's no point to wait until the end of the season to blow the team up. Just start now. Mind as well start building for next season now and testing different things out in a season long gone.
     
  11. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Huh? Contradiction?
     
  12. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Well Cristman can't play wing - we found that out. And we're certainly more dangerous when Pontius is on the field, so that's a plus.

    This team has nowhere near the talent needed to be competitive. We're slower and less skilled at nearly every position on the field right now.

    That being said, I'm not too dismayed at this result. We never win in Houston anyway. Just wish we had more (any?) cause for hope.
     
  13. Chesco United

    Chesco United Member+

    DC United
    Jun 24, 2001
    Chester County, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    I have yet to watch this game, as my blood alcohol level is still elevated from watching my team's victory in the Champions League final. It sounds like I didn't miss too much. Typical Onalfo era crap, I suspect.
     
  14. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Any guesses on when we'll be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs?

    FWIW, at least Pontius looked like he wanted to win.
     
  15. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    We need a pool!
     
  16. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    They've got him at forward. They need someone with vision and skill in the midfield. He can't come close to scoring up top on this team, save for some luck against Philly or some PKs. But he can still spray the ball around, switch fields, hold the ball.
     
  17. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    That said, to play in the midfield you have to be fit. If I were Onalfo I'd calculate how long he could go, if he can't play the whole game take him off the bench. But I'd default to starting him and taking him off if he gets winded. And I'd bust his ass starting tonite to get him in shape.
     
  18. FLSoccerGran

    FLSoccerGran BigSoccer Supporter

    Liverpool
    United States
    Feb 2, 2005
    Poinciana, FL
    Club:
    Orlando City SC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Could we just forfeit the Milan match to avoid the inevitable humiliation?
     
  19. Eastern Bear

    Eastern Bear Member+

    Feb 27, 1999
    Great Falls, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    I can't rep Bootsy, but that is the best post ever.
     
  20. Big Roy

    Big Roy Member

    Aug 23, 2004
    Arlington, VA
    What? And miss my only chance at seeing some real football at RFK this spring?
     
  21. asitis

    asitis Member+

    Mar 30, 2005
    Charlottesville
    How about a hot tub?

    asitis
     
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  22. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With Pontius back, go back to Cristman pairing with Allsopp up top. Keep Pontius at right wing, and move Wallace up to left wing until Tino returns. Sit Castillo (or give him a bus ticket home) and stick a warm body at left back. Najar is the offensive spark off the bench. Moreno sits until his tribute game. Emilio comes in only in dire emergencies.
     
  23. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh I get it, you mean like in Cocoon, as in a place to keep the egg things that will make our old and injured players all spritely again? Good thinking.

    My God. You mean we're not there yet?
     
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  24. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, I think a sitz bath is apropos.
     
  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    A hot tub time machine!

    We'll use it to go back to when we were good.
     

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