Karma or Coincidence?

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Ch(Elsey), Mar 21, 2010.

  1. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This past weekend, Kent State held its annual Philosophy Graduate Student Conference. As a graduate student in the program, we work on this conference for both fall and spring semesters - putting out numerous calls for papers, reviewing papers, getting all of our cards in order, etc. This year, since Tim and I live in a house, we thought "sure we will house two of the incoming graduate students. No problem."

    When it came to assigning the graduate students, we took up two of the students who were flying in from CAK - it is no more than ten minutes from our house, relatively convenient.

    So we have these two students staying with us - one guy from Loyola Marymount out in LA and another from Marquette. Well, again, conveniently they arrived on the same AirTran flight out of Milwaukee. Not too bad.

    Here's where it gets "good", or so they say... We are all walking out of the airport and I mentioned to the LA kid that Tim and I had been in LA for the MLS Cup in '08.
    Well, the Marquette guy is like: "yeah, what club?"
    "Crew," I reply.
    "That's the wrong side." - Marquette
    "Why? What team do you support?" - me

    The guy is a diehard F!re fan - has even been banned from CCS back at the Open Cup in '98. Needless to say, he walked to our car (decked out in Crew, yellow car). He was like 'oh god.' Then, when he walked into our house, he was like "un-*****-ing-believable, how did I get stuck with the hardcore Crew fans in NE Ohio?" (Our house is pretty much Crew all over...)

    It was pretty much the running joke the whole weekend. At night, I was like: "Hey if you don't slit our throats in the middle of the night, I will do the same for you. Thanks."

    Also, apparently, I appear and talk like a perfectly intelligible, rational human being... But according to this F*re fan, I am the -Quote- angel of darkness. -End Quote-


    Karma, folks? Is it? Or just an odd and twisted coincidence?
     
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  2. jackmann

    jackmann Member

    Feb 24, 2007
    Cowtown
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A weekend in hell for him for supporting chicago. Definatly Karma ( bad for him):D
     
  3. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You don't have a tent and a backyard for this joker?
     
  4. pettyfog

    pettyfog Member

    Jan 30, 2000
    Enon OH Exit 49
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Hmm... 'Philosophy' student! Banned from Crew Stadium. Fire Supporter. Kharma. Helluva start for a great career.

    Whatever. Great cover post... Too late now but a hint for future:

    Heavy duty Ty-Raps {nylon handcuff ties}, 6 ft square nylon cargo net. cast iron wheel weights or manhole covers. At least 25 ft deep area in old quarry with stagnant water.

    Good Luck
     
  5. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am pretty sure our department would frown upon that treatment, Zip.
     
  6. RPatty86

    RPatty86 New Member

    Mar 29, 2007
    Just tell them it was an experiment in association with the Psych department.
     
  7. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How about a shallow pit and some lime then. Surely even KSU would understand.
     
  8. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Great story, Chelsey.

    The chances of meeting an opposing fan at a graduate student conference? Pretty slim. Chances of HOUSING an opposing fan for the conference? Slim to none! Crazy.

    I wonder if he posts on BigSoccer..... :D
     
  9. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Win!

    I think it serves her right for attending a school without a proper soccer team.
     
  10. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Goodnight (marquette), I'll most likely kill you in the morning"
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, karma, eh, my old friend?
     
  12. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Inconceivable!!!
     
  13. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Bad mojo.
     
  14. TinManJoshua

    TinManJoshua Member

    Aug 16, 2006
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Portsmouth FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ouch. But we have a club team...



    P.S.
    This is my first semester, I lived in Chicago for the last two and a half years. I have loyalties.
     
  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ^ Kent has been infiltrated by the g*d d*amn scum.
     
  16. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    At least OU produced Bob Bradley before they axed their team. Did Kent ever have one?

    Kill it with fire.
     
  17. machque

    machque Member

    Jun 5, 2008
    Delaware OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NO! Piss on the F*re!!!
     
  18. Begrundar

    Begrundar New Member

    Mar 22, 2010
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Kick him to the curb if he can't handle the black and gold.

    Another tagline:

    If he doesn't like the black and gold, turn him black and blue.
     
  19. AkronSoccerFan

    AkronSoccerFan New Member

    Jul 14, 2005
    Akron, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I move we start referring to her as The Dread Pirate Chelsea....
     
  20. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    From what I recall... KSU had a men's soccer team before Title 9..
     
  21. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I knew it. Chelsey is really Thomas Flanagan.
     
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  22. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Cleverest disguise ever!
     
  23. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You beat me to it.
     
  24. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thomas Flanagan references are one the jokes on Jeff Foxworthy's forthcoming "You may spend too much time on Bigsoccer" album.
     
  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There's a ton more.

    "Mods are a stupidface" and "I like cheese" are two that come to mind.
     

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