Official Bayardo Thread

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by Gringo1, Dec 5, 2003.

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  1. Jose2003

    Jose2003 Red Card

    Dec 8, 2003
    Hey, Gringo1

    Do you have baseball on your mind? Too much batting practice.
     
  2. jackrock

    jackrock Member

    Aug 19, 2003
    Talcott. WV
    Club:
    DC United
    incredible

    i can't believe it. I'm dateing a girl whose parents are from Chile, and their whole family is total class. Great lovers of the beautiful game, and when she comes to southern WV to visit, some very ignorant people say embarassing things about her being a latina. Catching disrepect for being Latino in 100% NOT COOL! but you guys and this baya crap are unbelievable, you sound so damn hokey. Your posts are like a caricture of a drunken mexican. "EL Comandante"? AK-47's? gimme a break. Put down the mezcal, get off the burro, and at least act like you have some class. You are embarassing youselves way more than any "red neck" could.
     
  3. Gringo1

    Gringo1 Red Card

    My own people's league !!!!!!

    okay, you little pukes, red necks, sissies, Yellow bellies, and *#*#*#*ing newbies.
    Jose told you that this could happen. I told you that if you do not give me what I wanted someone will.

    Now, I want you all to read this article SLOWLY.
    http://elsoldetexas.com/editorial/ed_index10.html

    We will have a new league as early as Febuary 2004. I am going to be their fist season ticket holder there.

    So, Now you punks can kiss el Comandante, Salvatucho, JOSE, and my tails' asta la vista.

    Deal with it little brains. We will see who will pull more people.
     
  4. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    Andy Swift is one of the key people involved.

    How do you reconcile your vitriolic hate speech
    directed at Andy over the past 5 years with his
    involvement in this new league?

    Would you like us to compile the complete list
    of your diatribes directed at Andy so we can
    insure he remembers everything you've said
    about him?

    Why don't you translate the article for us,
    Baya. And while you're at it, full disclosure
    of total investment capital.

    Big Cherries and Chastisement for all
    Latino malformed reptile brains, you rail
    for romfeld and statis!

    -bs
     
  5. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    Re: My own people's league !!!!!!

    baya son puke
    baya son yellowbelly
    baya son redneck! si, baya son redneck!
    baya son newbie mas-1000-grande-todo-tiempo!
    there has never been someone as 'newbie'
    as baya.

    hey baya, what's a URL?
    hey baya, where's the URL for that article
    about decoration from Romfeld and Homeland?

    you are either too stupid to know what a url
    is, or you know that there is no article.

    which is it, baya, stupid baya, or no article?

    BAYA IS THE PUKE

    and as far as kiss your tails asta la vista,
    i say this,

    GET THE FVCK OUT, AND DON'T COME BACK!

    For every ticket you take with you I will donate
    the same $ for a ticket to charity. All 4 of you
    will barely dent my wallet.

    -bs
     
  6. Alex Sanz

    Alex Sanz New Member

    Apr 6, 2000
    TX
    Can someone translate the article?

    From my limited spanish, I interpreted it as an organization uniting hispanic men's leagues in the US for the purpose of creating a national tournament. Nothing about a separate professional league as Gringo 1 seems to think.

    Seems to have pretty heavy hitters involved though ....
     
  7. Gringo1

    Gringo1 Red Card

    Sorry Alex,

    You got one out of three. However, You passed this course. go back and break the three section.
     
  8. Gringo1

    Gringo1 Red Card

    well, you could always deny everything and bury your head in the sand.
    That will help you when you see the empty seats at the CB.
     
  9. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    baya to babelfish:
    bien, usted podría negar todo y enterrar siempre su cabeza en la arena. Eso le ayudará cuando usted ve los asientos vacíos en los CBES. Usted pasó este curso. vaya detrás y rompa la sección tres

    babelfish to english:
    well, you could deny everything and bury always your head in the sand. That will help him when you see the empty seats in the CBES. You passed east course go behind and break section three


    YES, BREAK SECTION 3!
     
  10. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    baya to babelfish:
    autorización, usted poco pukes, los cuellos rojos, sissies, vientres amarillos, y * # * # * # * los newbies del ing. Jose le dijo que éste podría suceder. Le dije que si usted no me da qué deseé a alguien . Ahora, quisiera que usted todo leyera este artículo LENTAMENTE http://elsoldetexas.com/editorial/ed_index10.html Tendremos una nueva liga desde Febuary 2004. Voy a ser su sostenedor del boleto de la estación del puño allí. Así pues, ahora usted los punky puede besar el EL Comandante, Salvatucho, JOSE, y la Vista del asta de mis colas. Reparto con él pequeños cerebros. Veremos quién tirará de más gente.

    babelfish to english:
    authorization, you little pukes, the red necks, yellow sissies, belly, and * # * # * # * the newbies of the Ing.. Jose said to him that this one could happen. I said to him that if you do not give me what I wished somebody. Now, it wanted that you everything SLOWLY read east article http://elsoldetexas.com/editorial/ed_index10.html Tendremos a new league from Febuary 2004. There I am going to be its sostenedor of the ticket of the station of the fist. Therefore, now you them punky can kiss the Commander, Salvatucho, JOSE, and the Vista of the spear of my tails. Distribution with him small brains. We will see who will throw of more people.


    YES! THROW OF MORE PEOPLE!
    YES! STATION OF THE FIST! PRAISE BOB!
    YES! DISTRIBUTION WITH HIM SMALL BRAINS!

    YES! THE VISTA OF THE SPEAR OF MY TAILS!

    BAYA HAS MULTIPLE TAILS,
    AND HE HAS SPEARS ON HIS TAILS.
    BAYA IS A MULTI-TAILED DEVIL!
    EVIL INCARNATE!
    HE HAS SPEARS ON HIS TAILS!
     
  11. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    Baya to Babelfish:
    Veo que las fuerzas del mal no podrían hacerlo. Estamos alegres. ¡Autorización! Entonces,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! de la bola del juego Shiit, deporte incorrecto.

    Babelfish to English:
    I see that the forces of badly could not do it. We are glad. Authorization! Then,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the ball of the Shiit game, deports incorrect.

    AUTHORIZATION! DEPORTS INCORRECT!
     
  12. Jose2003

    Jose2003 Red Card

    Dec 8, 2003
    Brushes Sands,
    I know that you are speaking in English and Spanish, yet I am lost as to what you are trying to say. It makes no sense. My 3 year old neice might understand it. It is about on that level of speaking.
     
  13. chazsoccer

    chazsoccer Member

    Nov 22, 1999
    Republic of Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jose - I believe that is his point - the level of meaningful content in many of the posts is nil - the language being used - whether english being translated to spanish or the other way around - is not making sense to any one. Especially the name-calling and insults - but they are amusing (and a little boring at this point).
     
  14. Gringo1

    Gringo1 Red Card

    What the hell are you doing to my posting?
    if you do not understand the shiit. Leave it alone. You are so *#*#*#*ing weird that you make the last red card guy a *#*#*#*ing genius.

    No doubt you two are from the same stinking tree.
     
  15. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    Baya to Babelfish
    ¿Qué el infierno usted está haciendo a mi fijación? si usted no entiende el shiit. Déjelo solo. Usted está tan * # * # * # * el ing extraño que usted hace el individuo pasado a de la tarjeta roja * # * # * # * genio del ing. Ninguna duda usted dos es del mismo árbol que apesta.

    Babelfish to English
    What hell you are doing to my fixation? if you do not understand shiit. Single Déjelo. You are so * # * # * # * the strange Ing. who you make the individual passed to of the red card * # * # * # * genius of the Ing.. No doubt you two are of the same tree that stinks out.

    YES! MY FIXATION!
    YES! GENIUS OF THE ING!
    YES! THE SAME TREE THAT STINKS OUT!
     
  16. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    let's start at the beginning, shall we?

    Baya to Babelfish:
    Theo finalmente ha estado accuited. Cada carga contra Elliot se ha confirmado. Elliot ha perdido boletos más hispánicos de la estación con sus observaciones estúpidas que el EL Gordo con su chararistics diagonal. Atornillan al equipo finalmente más allá de cualquier reparación irlandesa, alemana o anglo. Quizá el al negro Sharpton de la cola puede conseguirla fijada. El picosegundo Baya es listo venir aquí, pero él está ocupado el hablar con los senioritas y el buen fútbol marrón que mira en el parque de Kiest.

    Babelfish to English:
    Theo finally has been accuited. Each load against Elliot has been confirmed. Elliot are lost Hispanic tickets of the station with its stupid observations that the Fat person with his chararistics diagonal. They screw finally to the equipment beyond any Irish, German or anglian repair. Perhaps the a the Sharpton black of the tail can obtain fixed it. The picosecond Berry is ready to come here, but he is occupied speaking with the senioritas and the good brown soccer that he watches in the park of Kiest.

    YES! HIS CHARACTERISTICS DIAGONAL!
    YES! THEY SCREW TO ANGLIAN REPAIR!
    YES! THE PICOSECOND BERRY!
     
  17. Gringo1

    Gringo1 Red Card

    as per the comandante!!

    okay, he finally understands what you are doing. He told me to tell you that if you had one inch of brain and a bilingual friend here in Texas with at least a GED he would tell you that,those places that do translation do it in a "mechanical" way.

    No wonder, You fool!! How much school do you have? I know you do not have any colllege because there is no way you could have made the SAT or Not even think you could even take the GRE.

    Get a friend that can help you with the language you no brain little fool. shiit its amazing, No wonder, you couldn't ever see shiit that is coming for the MLS.

    Then again, baya told me to tell you that due to the Republicans ideas, MR have to be served but only k-12, too bad that there in no help for you now.

    He also stated,that seen now he understand you as ADA case it's okay. You can have your way. MR's has the right to life too.

    he was totaly upset with your religion. he said that may be is time to be bean up. You could be late.
    Do you know what he means????????
     
  18. ArsenalTexan3

    ArsenalTexan3 Member

    Arsenal
    Sep 24, 2002
    Jakarta
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    he means you are a crackhead who is beyond repair?
     
  19. ggh01

    ggh01 Member

    Jul 15, 2002
    Denton, TX
    Maybe David Lynch's backwards talking dwarf talks to his multiple personalities in spanish.
     
  20. dburn157

    dburn157 New Member

    Aug 13, 2001
    Re: as per the comandante!!

    Who cares! Let's stop feeding this mindless dribble!

    Will someon put an end to this thread!
     
  21. chazsoccer

    chazsoccer Member

    Nov 22, 1999
    Republic of Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    geek warning

    dburn157 -

    There is a reason why we have this thread - if it's making you that crazy just avoid the entire thread.

    It's like being one of Frodo's companions:
    Be strong - must not crack!
    Will fight the urge to strangle others
    Will not punch them in the balls...

    Must have my preciousss.
    Give me my preciousssss


    Fight the good figh,but just sit back and enjoy this thread for the meaningless rantings of lunatics.
     
  22. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    Re: as per the comandante!!

    These three sentences (if you could call them that) have actually brought me to tears. Bean up? That's the best. I'll be using that phrase from now on.

    "Dude, MLS is screwing the Burn over with the whole draft pick deal. That is totally bean up."

    "Last season sucked big time, it was completely bean up"

    Maybe the best part of the post is that he ends it with "Do you know what he means??????" That's the capper. Three paragraphs of meaningless, rambling nonsense concluded with "do you know what he means?????" Pure genius. As far as I'm concerned Gringo1 is the greatest comic mind of our generation.
     
  23. Brushes Sand

    Brushes Sand Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    polychronicqatsitime
    baya to babelfish:
    del asno del commandante autorización, él finalmente entiende lo que usted está haciendo. Él me dijo decirle que si usted tuviera una pulgada del cerebro y un amigo bilingüe aquí en Tejas con por lo menos un GED él le diría eso, esos lugares que hacen la traducción la hacen de una manera "mecánica". ¡Ninguna maravilla, usted engaña!! ¿Cuánto escuela usted tiene? Sé que usted no tiene ningún colllege porque no hay manera que usted habría podido hacer HABER SENTADO o no incluso pensarle podría incluso tomar el GRE. Consiga a amigo que puede ayudarle con la lengua usted ningún pequeño shiit del tonto del cerebro el su sorprender, ninguna maravilla, usted no podría ver siempre el shiit que está viniendo para el MLS. Entonces otra vez, el baya me dijo que para decirle eso debido a las ideas de los republicanos, SR. tenga que ser servido pero solamente k-12, demasiado malo que allí en ninguna ayuda para usted ahora. Él también indicó, eso ahora visto que él le entiende pues el caso del ADA él es aceptable. Usted puede tener su manera. Sr. tiene la derecha a la vida también. él totaly estuvo trastornado con su religión. él dijo que que puede ser está la hora de ser haba para arriba. Usted podría ser atrasado. Usted sabe lo que él significa????????

    babelfish to english:
    of the ass of the commandante authorization, he finally understands what you are doing. He said to say to me to him that if you had one inch of the brain here and a bilingual friend in Roofing tiles with at least a GED he would say that to him, those places that make the translation do it of "a mechanical" way. No wonder, you deceive! How much school you have? I know that you do not have any colllege because there is no way that you could have made HAVE SEATED or to not even think to him could even take the GRE. Obtain to friend who can help with the language you to him no small shiit of the idiot of the brain his to surprise, no wonder, you you could not always see shiit that he is coming for the MLS. Then again, the berry said that to say to him that to me due to the ideas of the republicans, MR. must be served but only k-12, too bad that there in any aid for you now. It also indicated, that now whereas he understands to him because the case of ACCEPTS he is acceptable. You can have your way. Mr. has the right to the life also he totaly was upset with his religion he said that that can be is the hour to be haba for above. You could be slow. You know what he means????????


    YES! HE SAID TO SAY TO ME TO HIM!
    YES! A BILINGUAL FRIEND IN ROOFING TILES!
     
  24. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    Texas means roofing tiles in Spanish??? That explains a lot about the guys who built my house.
     
  25. Jose2003

    Jose2003 Red Card

    Dec 8, 2003
    Brushes Sands,
    Please go back and retake Spanish 101. You are not translating anything correctly. Did you read the lead that was posted? Here it is again in case you are anyone else missed it.

    http://elsoldetexas.com/editorial/ed_index10.html
     

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